That's right boys and girls!

From an advertisement in a local newspaper:

Don't let a financial down-stat stop you or your loved ones from working toward your ONLY HOPE of spiritual freedom!

Now every able-bodied person can have the means to achieve their goals! After all, you are a thetan!

Why let something like a meat-body stand in the way of you and your ETERNITY?

Gale Lennox of Springdale Massachussetts has nothing but praise for this new opportunity.

"I didn't know what I was going to do". Said Gale I had already gone into massive debt for my Key to life course and some Confessional Auditing. I know that I will want the New Super Power when is comes out, but I also needed to finish my grades and go clear."

"This was the golden opportunity I was waiting for.

I was able to get $10,000 for one of my kidneys and another $7500 for a cornea." "I'm only 28 so I will now be able to sell a couple ovaries and that should get me enough to get close to clear"!

"I'm really excited about this opportuntiy and hope other Scientologists take advantage of this and get on the road to their own Bridge to total Freedom!"

The time is now to remove all the stops and barriers to your own bridge. Contact your local registrar now for details about this exciting new program.

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