To whom it may concern at OSA:

I realize the scientology business, as with any badly run business, occasionally gets a weak crop of workers in, but really, the latest group just isn't cutting it even by the most forgiving standards.

The team working the Feelgoodasmillion valence in particular, while comically transparent in its varying writing and spelling styles (word clear "spellcheck") is particularly lame. Perhaps a lot of it comes down to the latest script- it sort of paints your shills into a corner which necessarily results in the pitifully strident, exclamation point-laden postings your people have been putting up the last month or so.

The end result, while perhaps having the effect of an insult (putting your weakest people here to disrupt things) is largely negligible.

I know it's been tough lately; your scam 'church' is able to railroad Keith Henson- but only by getting a jury to define Hubbard's words as hate speech, Mary DeMoss's little Freudian slip where she acknowledged Co$ as a 'cult' AND her public footbullet revealing the "Foundation for Religious Tolerance" as a total sham, not to mention the recent Earthlink fiasco and the French senate vote, but really, kids- you can do better than this, can't you? I mean, it's sorta getting embarrassing. For awhile, I suppose there was a certain Wile E. Coyote type of amusement to be had watching your operatives endlessly reload their rhetorical Acme Catapult, but that faded away rather quickly. For the most part, it's like the mild annoyance of watching a wino trying in vain over and over to operate a vending machine, wetting his pants in the process.

If the scientology business really makes the 'able more able', what the hell were these people like before....comatose?
PS: Beep-beep!!

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