Date: 24 Oct 2001 10:54:14 -0000
Message-ID: <20011024105414.7547.qmail@nym.alias.net>
Subject: Re: Toothaches, arthritis, lumbago, stoves, ashtrays and pyramids!

In article <20011024033826.13066.00001088@mb-fr.aol.com>

laserclam@aol.com (LaserClam) wrote:

> Have you noticed any one else who has made insanely aburd claims?
Apart from L. Ron Hubbard you mean?
"Of all the ills of man which can be successfully processed by Scientology, arthritis ranks near the top. In skilled hands, this ailment, though misunderstood and dreaded in the past, already has begun to become history.

Twenty-five hours of Scientology by an auditor who fairly understands how to process arthritis can be said to produce an invariable alleviation of the condition. Some cases, even severe ones, have responded in as little as two hours of processing, according to reports from auditors in the field."

- L. Ron Hubbard, Journal of Scientology, Issue 1-G, 1952 "Leukemia is evidently psychosomatic in origin and at least eight cases of leukemia had been treated successfully by Dianetics after medicine had traditionally given up. The source of leukemia has been reported to be an engram containing the phrase 'It turns my blood to water'."

- L. Ron Hubbard, Journal of Scientology, Issue 15-G, 1953
"The sun happens to be fission. That is why the sun keeps lighted.

It's a fission item. And if it's a fission item, then we're going to get some byproducts of fission as that, and that does cause sunburn."

[L. Ron Hubbard, The Scale of Havingness, lecture of 29 Nov 1959]
Radiation is apparently enormously water-soluble as well as water removable. According to researchers, one merely has to take a hose to a building surface or a road to wash the radiation off of it.

This factor is well known to defense trained personnel."

[L. Ron Hubbard, Clear Body, Clear Mind, 1990 edition, pp. 25, 47] The sound bite this transcript fragment is widely available on the internet.

"Somebody sits up on Venus -- there are probably some other stations around up in the system. This one's on Venus. I notice that we all believe that Venus has a methane atmosphere and is unlivable. I almost got run down by a freight locomotive the other day -- didn't look very uncivilized to me. I'm allergic to freight locomotives, they're always running into you." -- L. Ron Hubbard.

L. Ron Hubbard not only taught his followers his "religion:" he taught them how to live healthier lives as well. His recommended protection against getting lung cancer was to smoke more cigarettes. He said that the nicotine in cigarettes would turn into nicotinic acid, a component of Vitamin B, which would drive out radiation from the body, including forms of cancer. He recommended smoking cigarettes as a way for people to recover their health in the event of nuclear war.

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