Just found this on slashdot, on their "Longest Email Disclaimer Awards"
thread.
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=01/05/22/0016201&threshold=-1&commentsort=3&mode=thread&cid=23 Maybe some of the CoS people on this board can use this ...
"All thoughts expressed within this message are those of The Church of Scientology and in no way represent the free will of the sender of this email. The Church of Scientology doesn't approve of using nuclear weapons to attack The Church of Scientology. The Church of Scientology reserves the right to take part of that last sentence out of context in a court of law if this email is delivered to anyone not affiliated with The Church of Scientology. If you are not the intended recipient of this email we will sue."