My 89 year old uncle got a call from some guy claiming to be verifying the information on an application I supposedly submitted. Thinking to help me out, my uncle was quite willing to provide information such as;

where did I go to college? What degrees do I hold? DO I HAVE AN ARREST RECORD?

My uncle couldn't answer any of those questions, I haven't seen him in years. But when he asked, "What company do you represent?" the stupid fuck was caught off-guard and said "Church of Scientology."

Oh, he DID tell them that I train falcons! <snicker> Not much different from training hawks and eagles, BTW...

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Barb
Chaplain, ARSCC
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