What's up with Sylvia Stannard, the DSA of FCDC? That means she's the Director of Special Affairs (chief creep) at the Church of Scientology of Washington DC.

While Scientology's national spokesclam Ed Parkin is denying all knowledge of Xenu, Sylvia is fessing up, saying "that's only a small part of our belief system". Whuh??????

I was on the Glenn Beck Show with her this morning, and although she tried her best to evade his questions, Glenn got her to admit that she believes the Xenu story is true. (But she still managed not to utter the word "Xenu".)

Sylvia couldn't wriggle out of this becaus I made sure Glenn had read OT III for himself before we got on the air. On Wednesday, doing promo for today's show, he cited the Wikipedia article on "Xenu".

I've very pleased with the progress Sylvia is making. In a few more years we'll have her talking about body thetans to Larry King.

No wonder Scientology hates the Internet.

-- Dave Touretzky: "Katie Holmes stars in 'Bride of Xenu'!!!!"
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/OTIII

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