...so let's all do our very best to Clear the Planet of those eevil, suppressive turkeys that infest our country!

Happy Festivus, everybody!* The best wishes extend to you OSA folks and members; a percentage of whom will spend Thanksgiving day not with their families, but with the ersatz facimile Scientology has indoctrinated you to hold higher in your priority list than the people who raised and loved them.

To the members who can and will share this of a trinity of winter holy days with their loved ones, "Oh! A copy of Dianetics! Thanks, Sam, you shouldn't have! I MEAN IT, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!" <tosses> copy of Dianetics into a closet under the stairs already packed with TWTH, DMSMH(early copy) and Ho'Man></tosses>

Y'all who are still in, yet visiting your families, you know the conditions under which such visits may occur. I wonder how your woggish family members feel during visits. Are they stressed out about saying the wrong thing and losing you forever? Walking on eggshells to avoid crossing the line? I bet they've done some research on your chosen religion cum seedy carnival scam, and know more than you do about the darker side of the organization. It must be pretty hard not to broach the subject; after all, if they know what we know, they're probably pretty worried about your well-being.

And you OSA guys? Stats day, right? Your representatives on this newsgroup might consider this; while you were busy Clearing the Planet, we were eating ourselfs silly on really good feastie-type viands. You didn't get any closer to your goal, and we had a really good time.

And oh, by the way, I hope Kmart kicks the San Diego org's Dianetics table off of Kmart property. Moreover, I've notified my contact in the Criminal Intelligence Unit about my involvement with Kmart and the Sunday shilling of innocent Kmart shoppers by a destructive cult. Just so you know that they know, m'kay? (Incidentally, it was a year ago today the CIU came to my door! The day before Thanksgiving...concern over terrorist bombing of their org by yerz trooly...) Happy anniversary, CIU! And thanks, OSA. That has proved to be a valuable connection. I didn't even know there WAS a Criminal Intelligence Unit until you sent them over to my house! Heh...

*****ATTENTION, KMART SHOPPERS! TOTALITARIAN CULTS NOW AVAILABLE NEAR THE FRONT ENTRANCE!*****

I doubt Kmart wants to be associated with you any more than it would want to be associated with the KKK. (They're a Religious Group too, y'know!)

Sure hope I haven't spoiled your Thanksgiving!

barbz

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