Subject: Re: DM orders a THREEP
Message-ID: <4ouP6.54956$p33.1173620@news1.sttls1.wa.home.com>
Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 14:56:00 GMT
"John C. Randolph" <jcrNOSPAM@idiom.com> wrote in message news:3B0E36EC.36C627AB@idiom.com...
>> What the heck is a THREEP?
> Isn't that what the once-ler made from the tufts of the truffala
> trees, in a book by a far better author than elron the crook?
No, it's a kind of fishing pole like thingie, extendable to the
full length of the injunction, with a balloon on one end, a horn to
beep if it gets too close to a Scn'ist and is in danger of violating
the injunction against close contact (good for both sides, though)
and the injunction on the business end, so that those in need can be
served without coming in close.
Drove the Scn'ists nuts when it was demonstrated in Clearwater. Pics
were posted to abs at the time and miraculously, I got to see 'em.
--
Bright Blessings,
Starshadow, KoX, SP4 with clam cluster, Official Wiccan Chaplain
ARSCC(wdne)
"Hubbard is a dead fat fraud who started a "religion" to make money,
and Miscavige is a wheezing dwarf who makes insane outbursts about
public buggery in court. There are no OTs , and Xenu rules." That
should be good for -25 stats points, right OSA?
(find out what this means at www.xenu.net )
From: "Randy Enerson" <randye@citicom.com>
Subject: Re: DM orders a THREEP
Message-ID: <h_vP6.40630$LT4.2563443@e420r-sjo2.usenetserver.com>
Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 12:32:53 -0700
Marcab Labs #6 has checked our order backlog and has not found an order for the THREEP Mk VII (TM) in our system for any "DM" at this time.
Please be advised that favorable exchange rates from Quatloos to Dollars has enabled Marcab Labs #6 to offer the THREEP Mk VII (TM) to any deluded criminal cult member at the astoundingly low price of only $7,800.47, (while supplies last) This includes FREE shipping within the continental United States.
Supplies of THREEP QUANTUM (TM) technology to critics and activists shall continue to be available at factory cost, ($35.00), less shipping. Please contact our order department for details.
THREEP QUANTUM (TM), now includes handy rear view mirror to spot those pesky cult hired PIs and OSA operatives trying to sneak up from behind and a powerful night illumination device to expose those shadowy dark corners where cult operatives lurk.
Lab tests on the THREEP QUANTUM (TM) have been very promising, and field trials in our Clearwater Test Area are scheduled very soon. Stay tuned.
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