Rev. Desertphile de Rothschild wrote: > On Fri, 1 Oct 2004 01:20:18 -0400, "Android Cat"
> <androidcat98@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> But that's how Hubbard got all of his awards for his writing. And his
> "humanitarianism."
>
>> Come on everybody, clap! You have to clap! If you don't clap then
>> Tinker-Hub will never come back to life again.
>
> ROTFL! "Tinker-Hub!" LOL!
>
>> (Trying not to think about the image of Hubbard floating through
>> the air dripping glitter dust, making his "zoom zoom" sounds.)
>
> Hubbard was more like Peter Pan--- he never emotionally matured.

Wouldn't Davie be more like Peter?

You remember how in the second act TinkerHub drinks some psych poison that Davie is about to drink in order to save him? And then Davie turns to the IAS members and he says, "TinkerHub is going to die because not enough people believe in Scientology. But if all of you clap your hands real hard to show that you do believe in Scientology, maybe he won't die."

So, we all started to clap. I clapped so long and so hard that my palms hurt and they even started to bleed I clapped so hard, shouting "hip-hip-hooray!". Then suddenly the dwarf playing Davie M. turned to the IAS members and he screamed, "That wasn't enough. You did not clap hard enough. TinkerHub is dead." And then we all started to cry. The dwarf stomped off stage (to Bulgravia) and refused to continue with the production. They finally had to lower the curtain. The police had to come help us out of the orgs and into the street.

(Apologies to Christopher Durang.)

Of course, they're both more like Captian Hook in outlook and uniform, and today's cult leader is tomorrow's crocodile shit.

-- Ron of that ilk.

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