> A freezone Scientologist wrote:

>I've been gradually working my way through "Self Clearing" and have
>just done 20.2 and 20.3.

>These two caused a definite tightening of my abdomen and a feeling of
>slight discomfort.

>Can't think of why this particular area would be of concern - there's
>nothing obvious that comes to mind.

>Any ideas would be apprciated.

This sounds pretty serious. Luckily for you, I'm something of an expert in this area. I think I know what's going on.

Your processing is taking you into past upsets that hold a big charge for your sphincter BTs. As a result, those critical body thetans are tightening up on you, closing off the "normal" bodily functions expected by the adjacent, somewhat better adjusted BTs. It is the forced change of intention in the adjacent BTs which is causing the pains in your GI tract. But it is the sphincter BTs which are cause.

Basically (or should I say "basically, basically) what you must do to remedy this little GI Flap is to assert control over these confused, sick little ass bastards. Dominating them ruthlessly is the only way to clear the hurdles they have thrown up across your progress up the Bridge. Overcome your ass, and you will ultimately have wins on these levels.

How do you do this, you might be asking?

The RRRD:

To show your little butt buddies (or "butties") who's boss, first give yourself a good, long enema, using warm water with dissolved garlic buds and rose hips. This is best done in the bathtub. But don't stopper up the drain! Use a couple of gallons, at least. Don't be shy with the liquid. Clean 'er out good.

If you don't already own one, you can rent a variable speed pump or a reversible liquid sucking shop-vac from your local rental store. But do think about buying a good pump, because you're going to need many more enemas as you advance up the FZ Bridge. For UCP, enemas are an almost daily requirement. And too, you can use it for other things when you're not spiritually improving yourself.

Anyway, next, after the clean-out of your lower GI, you'll want to give your anus a good massaging to relax the BTs and put them off their guards. Working slowly, use one finger at first, then two, finally working up to your whole hand. Once your fingers are all in, work them around and around into a fist and continue to massage. Have a close friend do this step with you, if you like.

Now comes the most important part. You'll need to insert something large into your rectum, in order to hold open your sphincter muscles for the duration. This is critical. Your butt BTs will want to tighten up and close when you start rerunning your process. DON'T LET THEM. Holding open your sphincter in a big way shows them that you, not they, are in control and IC of your case.

I recommend a plastic three-liter soft drink bottle. Everyone I've helped with your problem reports that this works best (and thanks to Garry Scarff for this technical tip).

Don't drink the contents of the bottle. Leave the liquid in there. For one thing, you don't want carbonated soda in your intestines at this point, and more importantly, an empty bottle would tend to fold up and collapse. You simply can't risk that at this delicate juncture in your life improvement plan.

Once you anus is nice and relaxed, fist all the way in, quickly remove your hand and ram the bottle right up there till is sticks (neck first, of course). Sit down on the bottle if necessary to get it all the way in.

BTW, I'm not saying that this method won't have some painful moments for you, but that's exactly the point. Your little butties won't pay you any heed unless you get tough with them and really grab their attention.

Believe me, this RD is going to accomplish that goal.

With the bottle in place, quickly run the process again. Your ass BTs will start to clench up, but the bottle will stop them. They'll squeeze harder, and harder.

Look, I'm not going to kid you. It's going to hurt, a lot. Have something you can bite down on between your teeth. A frozen flounder or other white fish filet is excellent.

Whatever you do, keep running the process. Eventually the butties will get the message that you are cause over them, and you're not about to let them close you up.

"Zoooom," they'll say. "Hey, that's mine." "Goodbye." And then they'll be quiet and won't give you any more grief for quite some time. I 100% guarantee that you'll have forgotten all about your abdomen.

The painful part will pass quickly, and you'll be done before you know it. When you're finished, pull out the 3-liter bottle, wipe your bottom (it'll be a little sloppy for a while, but that's a small price to pay for having a future. Attest to your wins, and relax in the glow of a well-done process. Sit back, er, I mean lie on your stomach and enjoy a tasty beverage.

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I must say, I find it so gratifying to be able to help people like I've done for you here, today, giving 100% standard technical help.

But on a less spiritual note, if this advice helps you, I'd appreciate a monetary donation. Whatever you can afford or think the assistance I've given is worth... For comparative purposes, the cult of Scientology gouges people $4,865.00 US for it's RRRD (rectal ream-out rundown).

Oh, and if you'd like a name referral of another person who's successfully employed this Rundown, please call a former client of mine named Linda Woolard.

Michael Reuss Honorary Kid

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