Extract from the book "Hollywood Interrupted"

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Give Us Your Money and You'll Find Out What A "Thetan" Is

The heterosexual Tom Cruise and John Travolta have achieved the stare of "clear." Joining the ranks of, according to Scientology, about 50,000 whom came before. These stars have also learned the great $350,000 secret of Scientology. (28)

Over 75 million years ago, In a universe far. far away, evil alien overlord Xenu captured all the rebel souls by calling them in for tax auditing and. after injecting them with a mixture of glycol and alcohol. they were transported In B-1 bombers to earth and flung into volcanoes. Then the volcanos were exploded with neutron bombs The souls of these immolated aliens. called body thetans (thetan is L. Ron's word for souls) now cling to us like nasty body lice, through reincarnation after reincarnation, and can only be removed through hours of auditing at a cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars. (29) Travolta and the heterosexual Cruise, like other "clears," are supposedly immune to illness and in Scientology lingo, free of their "reactive minds---" they function solely on their "analytical minds." As advanced operating thetasn (supersouls) with their godlike abilities fully restored, rhe heterosexual Tom and Jolm can now create life; they can create universes; they have cause over matter, energy, space, and time; and they are free of the bonds of the physical--- functioning totally on the spiritual Of course. thhis does not explain such dire fare and box office flops like the heterosexual Cruise's Far and Away and Travolta's Battlefield Earth, but maybe even good thetans can goof once in a while. (30)

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