The Cult of the Holy Trash Stealers was at work again this morning. At 5:30AM a neighbor of a vendor of ours caught a Scientology PI stealing two bags of trash from the vendor's trash can. As we all know, trash stealing is a religious ritual of Scientology, and is practiced by their Priesthood, the Priests of Private Investigation. The neighbor wrote down the tag number of the white Ford Explorer belonging to the Priest, so I suppose the Trash Stealing Ritual will be completed by a visit from the Los Angeles Police Department.

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Peter Alexander
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