I wrote this song parody that someone requested I post on ARS, so here it is. Its based off of the song Under the Sea from the Walt Disney movie the Little Mermaid, it was written by Alan Menken.

Its best to listen to it while listening to the song itself, so if you want, you can get an Mp3 of it, or if you know it already (which would be strange), go ahead and sing along, I think its funny.

Oh, picketed at Hemet in Southern Cali on vacation, i'll post a report later, that place is one Scientology Twilight Zone, scared the crap out of me, but it was fun. As we pulled up on Highway 79, I could not help as I saw the large Golden Era Productions Castle, quote the famous line from the Movie Star Wars, I just looked there and said, in reaction to the barbed wire fencing, cameras everywhere and the enourmous building....

"Thats No Org, its a battlestation", I might be right!, anyway, the song Up At OT music by Alan Menken, Words by Murdoch

Scientologists, listen to me, the reactive mind, it’s a mess, life up at OT, is better than anything they got down there The OT’s are always clearer, they cannot make a mistake You dream about getting up there But do you have what it takes The books and the tapes around you, just stand here and take a look You have all these tools around you, just open up your check book Up at OT Up at OT Darling it’s sweeter grab your e-meter Listen to me Up at the org they work all day Auditing their thetans away While all that you fear Is becoming clear Under OT At OT1 you get happy Get rid of reactive mind Unlocking all your powers The secrets that you will find But this is not an easy job Perfection yes it will call You can’t even use real people We give you an old rag doll Up at OT Up at OT
When life gets hectic Try dianetics It works you’ll see With OT3 we’re going back when planet earth was teegeeack We got the knowledge For the crossing the bridge Up at OT Up at OT Up at OT Up at OT Ron found the secrets That’s why started Scientology People that stop you from OT We have a word for them SP We give them the blame We call them fair game Up at OT You start out you see Yes with auditing You go up the chart And you sounding sharp You yes can win With some niacin And LCD helps a case You learn all the moves and right things to say You make little model guys out of clay You hold onto to cans And get back your tans And OH those engrams BLOW!
Up at OT Up at OT We got the ideas, with dianetics It’s clear sound to me What do they got, Christ and Ayn Rand We got the hot New Era Band Soon you’ll beat’n All of your thetans Up at OT
We wouldn’t fake it Someday you’ll make it Up at OT Rons not a lier The wall of fire Soon you will cross through And you will feel new You got the real key Solo Audingt to get to OT!

"I'll tell you my crimes, if you tell me yours"

l.ronhubbard@mad.scientist.com Murdoch

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