Who is Mr. Robert Minton? Does he _really_ work for the German intelligence infrastructure? Does he -- as many of his enemies suspect -- aquire his funding from the Marcabian Invasion Fleet from outer space? Does he shoot at armed thugs who sneak on to his property at night, or was that just night time skeet shooting practice?

Why does organized crime hate Mr. Minton, follow his children, and want them all dead? Indeed, why do members of organized crime get caught on camera slugging Mr. Minton? Why does organized crime follow Mr. Minton to and from airports around the world?

And why do airplanes routinely land on his property secretly at night? Does Mr. Minton ever telephone the putative wives of noted crime lords? And what the Hell is that "4,000-pound gorilla" all about, anyway? Threep? What in Xenu's name is a "Threep?!"

While we're at it, what the Hell is "picket chicken?!" Is that some kind of Chinese dish?

And did Mr. Minton bring down Clearwater's corrupt City Manager Mike Roberto almost single-handedly? How much oddity can one town take? I mean really, where IS Mark Bunker when you really need him?

Will "The Nigerian affair" be made into a full-length feature picture movie?

And who's tower _did_ Mr. Minton climb while he was in Paris?

Finally, just how _did_ Mr. Minton acquire the severed head of Lafayette R. Hubbard?

The answer to all these questions -- and the details behind the questions -- can be found at http://www.BobMinton.ORG/ the Unofficial Biography collected and edited by Shydavid.

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