One of the funniest things to happen over the past six months has got to be Scientology's attempt at "handling" Wikipedia. Robert Carlson and a few other OSA stooges were tasked to "clean up" all the entheta on Wikipedia, and at the same time, attack Scientology critics. They vandalized articles, started new articles specifically to defame the critics, and generally acted like idiots.

Boy was THAT ever a mistake.

Thanks to the efforts of Chris Owen, Modemac, and many others, the OSA droids have been repelled, and Wikpedia has turned into a giant, glowing, pulsing mass of entheta. It has so many articles related to Dianetics, Scientology, and ElRon that they created a special yellow navigation bar to show people a good (but not exhaustive) collection of them. Go to the Dianetics article and check it out! Xenu would be so proud. (And of course Xenu has his own article!)

Wikipedia articles are highly ranked by Google. So what Scientology has done, besides demonstrating once again their utter powerlessness to "handle" the Web, is to actually RAISE the Web's entheta level.

Way to go, you brain-damaged bivalves!

The Wikipedians are laughing at you, and the rest of the world considers you beneath contempt.

-- Dave Touretzky: "Saving the world from Scientology." http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets

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