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Friday June 7, 1985 Vol 7 No 33
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URGENT-IMPORTANT: 75 million yews ago Earth (then known as Teegeeach was one of 90 planets in the Galactic Confederation which was in its heyday of electronic implanting (brainwashing) under the rule of Xemu. It was an advanced so- ciety, similar to our own, except for the overpop- ulation problem. There were 200-500 billion peo- ple per planet, as compared to 5 billion on Earth to- day. Finally xemu took drastic measures to resolve this problem for an time.

His action resulted in what is called "Incident Two." This planet was designated a place for executions: -Beings - were -captured on other planets (and this one), injected with freezing Alcohol/Gly col mixture, transported to Earth in spaceships re- sembling DC 3's, and flown to locations near 10 or more volcanos.

H-bombs (far more powerful than any in exis- tence today) were dropped on the volcanos. de- stroying the bodes of the beings, who as Thetans (spiritual beings) were stuck to electronics ribbons after the explosions and pulled down to be pack- aged into clusters. This packaging was done in two locations; one in Las Palmas, Canary Islands, the ocher in Hawaii. These Clusters of Thetas con- cluded they were one, resulting in the human com- putation "We are all one."

These Thetans without bodies were next sub- jected to a 36-day Implant sequence Involving Ani- mals, Religion, Gods, Devils, Psychiatrists. Sex, Perversion, Spinning Dancers, Helicopters. Auto Accidents. Trains, The Crucifixion, Doctors dis- membering bodies, and feelings of nausea.

The 36-day implant was designed to kill any being once he got into the incident again if he should re- call the sequence--a phenomenon called "free- wheeling" will occur, which means a mental track movie will turn on that can't be turned off, and the victim will find himself unable to eat or sleep and will die of exhaustion or something like pneumonia before the 36 days have elapsed. A nasty Incident. designed to too horrible to ever escape from.

After Incident Two the Loyal Officers revolted against Xemu. He was imprisoned in an electronic fortress inside a mountain top (you can't kill a Thetan), where he may still be today. Rumor has it that he escaped recently. In the battle, the other planets were destroyed. Earth (Teegeeach) was a radioactive cinder. It was considered to be the end of this world.

Since that time beings born on this planet have had Clusters of Thetans attached to theirr bodies and in their spaces. These beings are call Body Thetans (B.T.'s). All those who got Incident Two on this planet clustered up and have been reincarnating here every since as compound beings with thousands or more B.T.'s and Clusters of B.T.': attached to them, making them hear voices. get strange ideas and emotions not their own.

Because of the nuclear blasts and volcanos in- volved, this incident is referred to as The Wall of Fire. First mention of this is on page 7S of A History of Man, published 1952: "There are usually six or ten entirely different banks in any preclear beside his own"

If you paid thousands of dollars for this data. you got ripped off. (The current "donation" for this Is $8,900.00). The Science Fiction writer who made this story up said "The work.was free-keep it so." But then again in 1949. the same person said "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If man wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

This psychiatrist patient from Oak Knoll Military Hospital now has hundreds of millions of your dollars in his personal bank accounts in Lichtenstein, Luxembourg, and Switzerland- How did he do it?

In 1946 he was a member of the Ordo Templi Orientis, an Aleister Crowley Black Magic Cult in Pasadena, California. where, besides performing ritual abortions on his first two wives (yes, he was a bigamist), he hypnotized himself with affirmations such as "Men are my Slaves." Do you have any brainwashed friends? June 14, 1985

DEAR RON: HOW does that corn-cob feel? Tight fit! You little devil, you! All those tall stories! Love Xenn

HEY! THAT REALLY was OT3 last week! All right, we really are all one! What a bunch of fucking losers! Think, damnit, think!

June 21, 1985

URGENT•IMPORTANT; Scientology cult members on "The burn Team" collected over 500 copies of the Jun 17,1985 Reader newspaper in the Hollywood area and burned them. What's that you were saying about the Bill of rights. Heber Jentzsch?

THE NAZIS AND the German working class buddyboys also succeeded with the conformist public in creating a religion of persecution. -Observer

1946, PASADENA, Calif.: "Men are my slaves" - El Ron. 1947, Oxnard Calif. El Ron arrested and convicted for petty theft. "I have never lied to you or conned you."-EI Ron.

June 28 1985

HEY CHARLIE MANSON, congratulations on graduating the Hubbard Qualified Scientologist course in 1967, Please stop by to pick up your Cer- tificate. What have you been up to? -ARC, Letter Reg. .

ATTENTION DUPES: Brainwashed cult members on the "Burn Squad" collected and burned 500 copies of the June 7, 1985 Reader because it con- tained confidential and derogatory information about El Ron's money machine. So try not to puke next time Heber speaks of Constitutional freedoms, the Bill of Rights, etc His role model is Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi Minister of Propaganda.

July 5 1985

MANY SCIENTOLOGISTS do realize St. Elron controls their personal liberties, property, money, votes, talents, and opinions. But theyre too love- starved and mindfucked to care. Keep up the ex- pose! -Gurgle

DEAR CONCERNED. Heber, David Miscarriage, Starkey, Shirley and the rest of you Bozos: You are all BT's (or "fleas" if you will) of your slave- master El Ron. Therefore, as per the Solo Nots commands, I ask you-"Who are you and "What are you!" Stop whining and be grateful. I just saved you $24,000. Love, Xemu.

July 19, 1985

• L. RON HUBBARD/went the the cupboard to get his poor dog a bone/when he got theft/the cup board was bare/so he sold the dog a Dianetics book instead! -Ms Dubious.

• ADVANCED LEVELS OT3-OT7 are methods of exorcising demon spirits (Body Thetans). Hubbard - "borrowed" these concepts from demonology, Aleistar Crowley, and other cults. The material in "Excalibur" is plagiarized

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