wcb wrote:

> cultxpt wrote:
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>>Oooh... Xenu Towers!
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>>Kinda like Fawlty Towers. Maybe somebody will make a comedy series...
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> Perfect. Can we get a vote on this?
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> Xenu Towers.
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Works for me ;-)

Welcome to Xenu Towers, bring your own toilet paper, towels, blankets etc. there will be an extra charge for any items you use while here.... the room alloted to you may or may not be yours alone - we may be placing others in your room as we see fit, please be prepared to work in the kitchen as staffing is unreliable and we may need an all hands on deck. Should you require extras you will be charged double since this action will require us to question you fully as to why you forgot the needed item in the first place.

Should you decide to leave before you said you would we will require you to submit in writing ( in triplicate) a request for a refund. Refunds will only be granted by head office whose decision will be binding on all - should you have a problem with the decision all your communications MUST go through our control officer (who is available occasionally but not reliably) and who only communicates by letter.

Should you at anytime publish, speak about, or report any complaints about any of our services we shall pursue you and investigate your criminal past and report it to all authorities.

You have no rights to anything that happens here and anything that goes bad is your fault.

Signing in procedure requires you to fill out this 50 page questionaire on your entire life history - including any and all sexual contacts you ever had. All information will be shared with whomever we feel like sharing it with on our terms - you have no say in what we do with this personal information.

Thank you for choosing XENU Towers as your travel destination - we know you will enjoy your stay.

Kim P

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