... Jesus loves me from children's Sunday school. (Yep, it needs work. Add verses at your leisure.)

Xenu hates me this I know, For L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Implanted thetans were his game, Now the clams can't say his name.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

We came to earth on DC-8's, Our bodies frozen into crates, Stacked in volcanoes that were not there, Xenu nuked our thetans into air.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Flypaper beams then trapped our souls, And then they were sent to the picture shows.

There we were put into a trance, And abberated through implants.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Copters were spinning round and round, Boy it was an awful sound.

And if you believe in the man on the cross, That was just another implant from the boss.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Now the thetans are stuck to me, Only the clams can set me free.

To cross the bridge I had to pay, and that's why I'm so broke today.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Dianetics was the book, Used to get me on the hook.

They said that I would soon be clear, But if I couldn't pay to get out of here.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Soon I had borrowed every cent, and all my money had been spent.

But that's OK 'cause I'm Oh Tea, Soon the riches would come to me.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

Now I can stare you in the eye, I don't even blink when my eyes are dry!

Lisa screaming from the basement room, Was just a rumour from those suppressive goons.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

If you don't like it that's OK, Soon fair game you'll learn to play.

With lies and lawsuits and frame up too, The cult will soon be up on you.

Yes Xenu hates me, Yes Xenu hates me. Yes, Xenu hates me, for L. Ron Hubbard tells me so.

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