Xmas Carols from the ARS Songbook

Xmas Carols from the ARS Songbook Fair Game

By Ian Rennie, sung to 'Winter Wonderland'

Shiny belt & booties doing L Ron's duties we look such a sight in Clearwater tonight walking round in Sea Org uniform

In the Org, it's lonely 'cause there's 4 of us only the others have left or been RPFed walking round in Sea Org uniform

In Clearwater, we'll avoid the picket Running from a lady with a sign we'll Confront by hiding in a thicket then we'll get on to Davey boy and whine

later on, if you wanna we can plant marajuana frame Jesse with glee 'cause he's LMT walking round in Sea Org uniform walking round in Sea Org uniform walking round in Sea Org uniform -- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

"Imagine a church so dangerous, you must sign a release form before you can receive its "spiritual assistance." This assistance might involve holding you against your will for an indefinite period, isolating you from friends and family, and denying you access to appropriate medical care. You will of course be billed for this treatment - assuming you survive it. If not, the release form absolves your caretakers of all responsibility for your suffering and death.

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Subject: ARS Songbook, Deck the Halls
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:04:35 -0800
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Message-ID: <41bb28ae$1@news2.lightlink.com>

Deck the Halls by Chris Leithiser

Deck the halls with L-Ron's pictures Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la Don't break one of L-Ron's strictures Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la Take this grey-rag-gang referral Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la, la You're in RPF now, squirrel Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

See the brightly decked-out flagpole Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la Frank exhaustion firms the soul Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la Follow circles without measure Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la As you dance at Davey's pleasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

Wear that rag they say you've earned Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la Dwell a while on bridges burned Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la Mourn your life as you did plan it Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la 'Fore you chose to clear the planet Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la. -- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Subject: Hubbard, The Red-Haired Writer
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:07:37 -0800
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Message-ID: <41bb2963$1@news2.lightlink.com>

And yet more Leithiser merriment:

Today's musical installment:

Hubbard the red-haired writer Had a very sleazy grin You'd know if you had met him It mostly came from rum and gin All of the other writers Used to laugh and call him "hack" They wouldn't give him trophies Named to honor old Gernsbach

Then one drunken eve-en-ing Ron was heard to say: You can keep your cent-a-word I'll start a church and milk the herd Then how the money rolled in And he shouted out with glee "Hubbard, you crafty bastard you'll smash your name in history!" -- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:09:30 -0800
From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Subject: We Three Wogs
Message-ID: <41bb29d5$1@news2.lightlink.com>

Chris again, the official Songwriter Laureate of ARS:

We three Wogs of a.r.s. are bearing signs we picket afar bring your data, spread entheta hoist with their own petar

~Chorus~ O cult of L-Ron, cult of lies scam with all the Ponzi guys foggy-thinking, daily shrinking mocking-up their demise

Founded by a Montana sod who led the life of liar and fraud claimed a hero, though a zero; bigamist, tin-pot "god."

Fliers now to offer have we facts that they don't want you to see public grateful, cultists hateful all handled openly

Talking to the guy on the street cutting off the flow of raw meat those we clue-in keep their ruin faced with the OCA sheet -- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:10:59 -0800
From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Subject: I'm Mocking Up a White Christmas
Message-ID: <41bb2a2e$1@news2.lightlink.com>

Yep, Chris again!

For the Bing Crosby fans out there...

I'm mocking up a White Christmas As in my lives spent long ago And it's "no problem-o" With this clay demo To show sleigh-bells in the snow. I'm mocking up a White Christmas And if I it turns out as I fear: That St. Nick's an R6 implant-- I will sure miss Santa when I'm Clear! -- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:15:14 -0800
From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Subject: There came upon a stage a Clear
Message-ID: <41bb2b2d$1@news2.lightlink.com>

Chris again. Applause!

Tune: "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" ======================================

There came upon the stage a Clear The first one e'er to be found From Dianetics a super-girl With powers sure to confound: "A perfect mem'ry, unyielding health Reactive mind cast away" The audience enraptured sat To see the mental display

Still wait the skeptics to see a Clear For she failed every test: Could not recall a science text Nor tie on Ron Hubbard's chest Ol' L-Ron fluttered, embarrassed he Did bend and twist the tale Excusing failure, ignoring proof The scam was doomed to fail.

Yet with the crimes of Ron's sordid life The world has suffered long Between his book and the cult he led Full fifty years of wrong But wogs untold now know the score The suffering that they bring Come up, Miscavige, to present time And hear the fat lady sing!

-- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:16:06 -0800
From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Subject: L. Ron the Con Man
Message-ID: <41bb2b61$1@news2.lightlink.com>

by...guess who! Chris Leithiser!

(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

L-Ron the conman had some very shifty scams with a sci-fi bent, tales of clam descent and electrified soup-cans

L-Ron the conman was a polymath they claim both a physicist, a philanthropist and explorer of the brain

There must have been some magic in those pinks and greys he took for when he washed them down with rum he began to write his Book

O, L-Ron the conman had to leave behind his fools but return he might from the implant site so put out some packs of Kools

Thumpety-thump-thump Thumpety-thump-thump Oh the things they claim! Thumpety-thump-thump Thumpety-thump-THUMP!!! Watch those Venus trains!

-- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:16:59 -0800
From: barb <bwarr1@cox.net>
Organization: ARSCC Intel Div
Subject: O Little World of Teegeack
Message-ID: <41bb2b96$1@news2.lightlink.com>

In the holiday spirit, _I_ propose a caroling session. By Chris Leithiser

O little world of Teegeeack how still we see they lie above thy deep and dreamless sleep the DC-8's fly by Yet in thy dark volcanoes the evil Xenu schemes the woes and fears of all the years keyed by intention beams

For Xenu's evil plotting then brought trillions to this land while dinosaurs gave awesome roars still further strife he planned O loyal staff, together oppose this wicked plot! encase his ass in mountain pass batt'ries forget you not!

How odd to see, how widely spread The OT fable's grown! As a.r.s. brings knowingness to critics yet unknown. Spread well the secret scriptures Deride their flaws each day 'Til handlers greet no fresh raw meat With phony OCA.

'Til citizens of every stripe will know the simple truth While OSA no longer prey No longer goof the floof Where government stands watching and feds hold wide the door The dark cult fade, the feebees raid And Xenu rules once more

-- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

<hr> From: "Genesis" <genesis1652@hotmail.com>
Subject: Twas the night before christmas
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 18:46:36 -0800
Message-ID: <41be53f7@news2.lightlink.com>

Twas the night before christmas

and all through the cult, the regs were running, running all about

the cash flow was nil, absolutely nothing in the till, dm was frantic, requiring some sort of pill

the stats were a crashing the upper management going mad though it was funny to watch, it was really quite sad

the sealed court case about Lisa has torn flag apart, but flag pulled one over their members, actually quite smart

blaming the SPs and critics on ars, really pushed their ots to quite a test

could they overcome the shrinkage, the loss word wide, "'we are ots, we can stop this tide''

but the truth comes out, and yes its sad, the tech is a failure, and made most mad.

people giving their lives, their houses and cars only to be disilluisioned because they have not reached the stars

promises and promises broken over and over again, test the strength of even the strongest of ot men

the column tech is quite a failure as can you see but its the members money, so say la vie

the die hart members so true to the end, are loosing friends and family around every bend,

narconon failing out in the west coast, this cult is losing, going up like burnt toast,

but the cult suckers the young, and unaware it seems but eventually blightens these members goals and dreams

their told we are gong to clear the planet, make it all right, so perhaps you can sell some blood, to get the stats up tonight,

your life and your family, your dreams and your goals, are just foolish past times that cause you many woes,

you should give of your life, to this cult of greed, cause there is so much raw meat, we must plant the seed,

but the cult is losing big time, if one looks all around, is why the cult has so many front groups, its underground

the cult has caused much suffering and also much pain, which is why their fight against the critics is all in vain,

the cult has put its mark in society for all to see, unless one lives under a rock,they know its all about money,

yes twas the night before xmas and all through the cult unrest and disappointment was all about,

so for all newbies and others lurking about, read the history of this cult, and if in, get the hell out,

Genesis

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