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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: M192r - scientology: ulti
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           * been there ... done that ... repented *

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an105662@anon.penet.fi (The Squirrelle)

>[M192R - Scientology: Ultimate BrainF*ck]
>Updated: 3-Jan-95  Repost: 26/06/95
>
>I have to say it.  I admire Scientology for one thing if nothing else.
>In all the religions and philosophies I have come across, the processes
>and training and structure and concepts in Scientology are the
>
>               U L T I M A T E    in    M I N D F U C K
>
>that has ever hit this planet.  I mean, the whole thing, church, RTC,
>founder, legends, reputation, people - all forms this massive organic 
>mind conditioner.
>
>Well apart from the crystal healers, the homeopathetics, the new age
>shamanism, win now/win later books, Scientology provides an answer
>for every damn thing.  Want to learn?  Study Tech.  Want to run a
>business?  WISE.   Want some religion?  Scientology.  Want some
>psychological adjustment? Dianetics.  Want to scram the opposition?
>CCHR.  Want to get money?  The Money Tapes.   Feeling infested with
>unexplainable pains?  OT3.
>
>Ohhhhh, MiiiindFuuuuuck  (Doh!)
>
>I can feel the MindFuck urge coming on.  The urge to fantasize about
>being someone else sometime else.  The urge become an LRH clone and
>try and give psychological help to other people.  The urge to parrot
>the party line of the RTC and Cof$.  The urge to be a cultie and
>save the goddamn planet.
>
>Ahhhhhh.
>
>But I am over it now.  I can sidestep the religious side by simply
>realising that there's no proof of life after death, and no god 
>and no spirits.  I can let slip the notion that my body has been
>sequestered by some roving spirits.  I can quite easily dismiss
>the effort of being an amateur psychologist and wasting my and other
>peoples time.  I will gladly be happy knowing I won't have some
>wierd cult knocking on my letterbox trying to sell me another
>flagstone on the great endless bridge to a gold plated freedom.
>
>Etc.
>
>I don't do drugs and I don't smoke and I don't drink and I don't
>sleep around and I work and I'm happy and I have kids and pets
>and a car and a CD and a TV and friends and ..................
>
>Gee.  It all sounds too good doesn't it!  But, after all, a glance
>at the Scientology MindFuck makes me realize that life can be easy
>to live if you don't take simple values and make enormous and
>costly treks towards some sort of holy grail out of them.
>
>If I can't remember past lives, why should I go looking for them?
>If I can happily operate in society, for what do I need endless
>books on betterment and mental adjustment?  For what do I need
>training routines and 'exteriorization' techniques?  Why should
>I let MindFuck turn me from being a stable individual into what is
>essentially a programmed-reality machine?
>
>Scientologists feel pain, die of diseases, get run over by cars and
>whatever other wonders planet earth hands out to all and sundry.
>They aren't special, they just think they are - MindFuck Disease.
>
>*sigh*
>
>But MindFuck is such an attraction.  New concepts!  New people!
>New life philosophy!
>
>So that's MindFuck for you.  It Fucks your mind.  And Scientology is
>the ultimate MindFuck, the best in the world.
>
>
>        S C I E N T O L O G Y   F U C K S   Y O U R   M I N D
>
>
>Purveyors of 18 carat plated MindFuck.  MindFuck Meters, MindFuck
>Books, MindFuck Training.  Class XII MindFucker Cert.
>
>I can see the slogans now:
>
>        WHY LET PSYCHIATRY FUCK YOUR MIND?
>        LET SCIENTOLOGY DO IT!
>
>Of course, If the Pyschs already fucked your mind, the job is done and
>MindFuck Corps can't UnFuck a Fucked mind.
>
>Yes, you too can realize your ultimate MindFuck potential with Scientology.
>And with that, they introduce you to WalletFuck(tm), a special scheme
>to maximize the MindFuck potential.
>
>Add to that World Domination (WorldFuck) and Psychiatry Abolition
>(PsychFuck) and you have a powerful force ... for something.
>
>Fuck that!
>
>
>The Squirrelle, [One-Point-One]
>
>+--- The Squirrelle, Anti-Scientologist and proud of it. ---+ Tone Scale 1.1
|<<"LEGAL has been assigned a condition of  NON EXISTENCE">>| PTS  Type  III
|"Scientology exists to remind normal people what STUPID is"| DB    SP   WOG
| an105662@anon.penet.fi,  Black Hat #12,  J&D,  Free Agent |    -{}_{}-
| Doctor of Scientology, Dianeticist, Clear, OT9, Certified |     (r r)
| Entheta Specialist, Koos List #17,  KoX,   ARS-Hole #2139 |-oOo-=(*)=-oOo-
>+--- Making Elron's Psycho-Weasels sweat the Real World! ---+ R2 // U \\ 192

    I couldn't have said it better, my Bushy Friend.  Except more
    liberal use of *'s could have given it a PG-13 raiting,
    instead of R.  Better get in practice for the upcoming wierd 
    times.

    T. Squirrelle, for the readers freshly joining us, has been
    here, giving the scienos a steady dousing of reality since I
    arrived.  I consider him or her to be one of the most 
    objective, articulate and bitingly sarcastic critics of the 
    cult.  [sacrasm plays a major role in my religious practice]

    Well worth the read.

            +--------------------------------------+
           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"