Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: Personal opinion Message-ID: <9507021543.0M3BA01@support.com> References: <3t67bi$aeq@budapest.ozonline.com.au> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35/PRIMP 1.56p Distribution: world Date: Sun, 02 Jul 95 15:43:33 -0700 Lines: 61 bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) walks off the job: >>Hey...I thought I was only driving this thing while Diane showed you >>her stacks... Me: > We don't change drivers on the Crosstown Bus to Toad'l > Freedom without a lot pomp and ceremony (or nagging). If > you've decided to step away from the wheel, I'll either have > to quit napping or find someone else for the job. Tarla: >Okay the, gitcher lazy ass off that nice librarian! Uh ... er ... ... who me? >I know you're just pretending to be asleep. Caught again. >I am now about to restore my bustier to its >proper position...that being somewhere around my bust. >I dig the shit out of the hat, though...I don't suppose you >have an extra? You can leave your hat on. >You started this bus ride, Buddy, you gotta finish it. Alright! Everybody in their seats! Martin, I'm making you the Bus Monitor. Everybody better get zipped up. We're headed crosstown! > If your shift is over, you need to pick up any baloney > samitches or tickets for a free personality fitting from off > the floor. > >Balony indeed! I'll have you know I've been nibbling on clam pate...Do >those personalities come in extra large? It'll cost you extra. > And please wash ConArtist off the windshield. > >Will do. I can't see anything with them squashed bugs. Correct change please! We're outta here! +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"