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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: *** s.p. of the month con
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skaplin@skypoint.com (Samuel Kaplin)

>                     *** S.P. Of the Month Contest ***
>
>Well boys and girls, the time has come to make A.R.S. a little bit more fun
>and interesting. That's why I'm sponsoring the "S.P. of the Month" contest.
>
>You may ask "What the hell is the S.P. of the month contest?" In a
>nutshell, my co-judges and I will be scanning the volluminous postings in
>A.R.S. looking for those "Special" posts. You know the ones. The ones that
>make you want to laugh, cry or puke. (Possiblly all at the same time) Posts
>will be judged on:
>
>        Humor
>        Pathos
>        Accuracy
>        Originality
>        Clarity
>        Any Thing Else We See Fit
>
>Your humble judges are:
>
>Myself (Sam Kaplin)
>Dennis Erlich

    I've got the most experience.  [heh, heh]

>Ron Newman

    He's the most objective.

>And yes boys and girls, there will be a prize for the winner each month!
>
>Each winner will receive:
>
>An official S.P. certificate suitable for framing.
>A pair of "Vera's" panties.
 
    [unwashed, of course - we must abide by the Panty Inspector's
    decrees in all matters relating to soiled underthingys]

>Any thing else I can muster up on a shoe-string budget.
                                                          
    A digitally autographed (font of your choice) post from the 
    judges.

>So boys and girls, put your thinking caps on and play "S.P. of the Month."
 
    I think Peckerwood is the obvious choice.  His drivel is full
    of generalities.  He only deals in bad news.  He obviously 
    cannot make case gain.  He wants to thwart free expression of
    our innermost thetans. 
    
    But judges can't make nominations.
    
    You should state your choice, give the reason and a sample of
    the posting(s) that might qualify him or her for the honor.
    
    Members or family of the Ars Central Committee are 
    disqualified from participating.
    
            +--------------------------------------+
           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"