Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: *** s.p. of the month Message-ID: <9507090736.0AOV300@support.com> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35/PRIMP 1.56p Distribution: world Date: Sun, 09 Jul 95 07:36:35 -0700 Lines: 79 lazyboy@ix.netcom.com (Stephen Jones) >Dear Judges, > >Can I make two nominations? While the current candidates >(grady,scamzidat, As far as I know Grady and SCAMIZDAT! are the only two candidates for SP of the Month. >dennis, I cannot be nominated. I am a judge. >woody) I've never seen Peckerwoody's nomination. He certainly fits the definition well, tho. >are all worthy of such an unprecedented >honor I feel that it would be a crying shame to overlook the following >canidates. I would like to nominate both Jeff Jacobson and The Church >of the Sub-Genius. Both nominations accepted. >While such a bold and brazen double-nomination >undoubtedly pushes my suck-upness meter beyond any previously recorded >level, I nonetheless feel that I speak for many of us relative >newcomers with this nomination. Consider if you will... > >Who has a history of being harassed by the CoS? Who posts relevant, >factual information? Who wades through the river of CoS disinformation >in order to land the many CoS whoppers? Who wrote "The Hubbard is >Bare"? Who has a clear, concise writing style? Who has patience with us >newcomers to ars? Who can provide a quick and effective counter-strike >to even the most craftily constructed CoS propaganda post? Jeff >Jacobson-sp of the month. Jeff is a mighty persuasive and accurate poster. That's a fact. >Snap! Snap! Snap!- Head's up! Here comes the Church of the Sub-Genius. >Though they don't represent the feelings of all Sub-Genii the ars >Sub-Genii nevertheless maintain a quick-witted consistancy that surely >is a scource of ars's popularity. Poor Milne never had a chance. Though >each Sub-Genius is worthy of an individual nomination, taken as a group >the Sub-Genii must certainly come away with the award. Reading the >shockingly bad pro-CoS posters disinformation and Woodyesque zeal, >while at first fascinating can become tedious. Ars would begin to >resemble the meager AOL Scientology folders. What keeps some people >coming back to ars is curiousity. What pit is the CoS gonna dig for >itself next? How are the Sub-Genii gonna skin the next CoS lamb to >reveal the lying wolf underneath. Using their pointed wit and sharp >researching skills the Church of the Sub-Genius have revealed more than >one wolf. This is why I nominate the Church of the Sub-Genius for that >prestigious and most coveted award-Sp of the month. The SubGenii have, without a doubt, contributed mightly to the ridicule and criticism of the scienos. They are truely a force of nature. > If nominating someone or thing for Sp of the month will put that >person in the CoS spotlight of harassment then I would kindly ask that >the CoS please go to hell. > >Stephen Jones Current nominees: Grady Ward, SCAMIZDAT!, Jeff Jacobson and the Church of SubGenius. Quite a strong field. +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"