Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: BREAKTHROUGH IN OT TE
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Date: Fri, 14 Jul 95 12:19:22 -0700
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lazyboy@ix.netcom.com (Stephen Jones)

I said:
>    I have a big bottle with a special seal on it to put my BTs
>    in.  They buzz around like Pope's killfile when I shake it.
>    I get them all p*ssed off and then send them (through Koos)
>    at the poodle and his sub-minions.  Gives them diarrhea.
>    (poodle & co.)
>
>    It's Crosstown[tm] Black-Tek.
       
Stephen:
>Dennis,
>
>YES! That special BT bottle, scientifically proven to hold ones BT's
>even under the most extreme conditions, is Crosstown Black-Teks answer
>to the e-meter. Surely a hefty sum could be charged for such a stylish
>and effective decanter of the soul. How much does an ordinary e-meter
>cost? 
 
    $2400-4500 depending on the color.

>I think asking twice the going e-meter price is reasonable
>considering the fact that our product will outperform the CoS product
>in consumer taste tests.
                                      
    I have the plans for constructing your own.  It only requires
    a saurkraut bottle, a 1' square of heavy-duty aluminum foil,
    a clove of garlic, a chicken pupik and a dark, cool place to 
    store the BTs.

>Here's to big wads of cash the CoS won't get its hands on,
>
>Stephen Jones
 
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