Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: RE: Wow! Message-ID: <9507191007.0E8BV00@support.com> References: <3uig58$7pe@newsbf02.news.aol.com> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35 Distribution: world Date: Wed, 19 Jul 95 10:07:49 -0700 Lines: 122 wonderclam@aol.com (WonderClam) >Wow, what a place! "Our little piece of heaven." >Would you believe it, a couple of true blue honest to >God SPs (yes boys and girls, there really is such a >thing as a Suppressive Person) have alighted on the >ass-end of the internet and started their own little >pimple of a cult. All men are my roadies. Women will want to touch my axe, and never know why. >To Dennis the Menace I say "well done old boy!" Honestly, it was nothing. But, still, I couldn't a done it without the help of my gullible net.friends and the guidance of the SubGenii. >Your misuse of LRH tech to enturbulate, dominate, >and control the erstwhile reasonably sane "net citizens" >who come your way borders at times on sheer genius. I useta was even smarter. >BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY ABSOLUTELY >NOBODY, I hereby declare DENNIS ERLICH to be in >a condition of "POWER" based on the statistic, "number >of people restimulated"... and ain't it grand that not a one >has any clue that you are their worst enemy. Oh, they know alright. You see wogs like to permit people to speak their mind. Each and every one of them knows I could turn around and use my Mighty Espee Powers against them. They still allow me to be who I am, even though I am clearly capable of being a Menace (to somebody). They can read in my words that I am, at this juncture of my life, incapable of practicing guile successfully. They know that I make it very clear up-front what my intentions are and perform my task in public, alone and unprotected. I don't sneak up on my enemies, so my friends know they will have some serious warning if they p*ss me off. A free man can be ones worst enemy, yes. He cannot be counted on to react in a particular way. My wog.net.friends know that I am potentially their worst enemy, but they are willing to fight for my right to be just who I am, nomatterwhat. >In the the >overwhelming wisdom of their restimulation they even >tithe to your "defense fund". How touching. I *am* very deeply touched, and my faith in at least a portion of mankind (the on-line community) has been vindicated, by the tremendous support I have gotten for my work in dragging the rotting corpse of your scummy cult into the light of day. The stench has drifted over the whole net and even up to the Supreme Court and the powers in Washington. Net.wogs have a "third nostril". They couldn't miss the smell, no matter how much disinfectant PR tek you spray on it. >And to your band of merry men I say: >Yes, in truth I am but a brainwashed, glassy-eyed little >clam with delusions of grandeur. I've been taken for all >I am worth by the C.of S.and of course the "tech" doesn't >work and the "upper levels" are pure fantasy. Nonetheless >I will defend the C.of S. with my very life for I have been that >severely brainwashed. Even though I have an IQ of 65 and >am a highschool dropout, OSA has seen fit to send me here >in a doomed-to-certain-failure effort. The truth is kind of a joke, isn't it? >What match am I against >you who are possesed of such towering intelect and razor >sharp wit? I fear for my very life. If you don't destroy me, >my masters certainly will as reward for my predestined failure. True fact. >Incidentally, I've been instructed to follow you around town >and if given the opportunity, I'm to break into your homes while >you sleep and smash your toasters so for God's sake lock >your doors at night! Better bring lawyers, guns and money. One more thing is recommended: Preparation H. You're gonna need it when you become someone's "girlfriend" in the slammer. >Enough of playing to the balcony. > >Dennis, could you feel the change in the force? Couldya, huh? The force? What do you know of The Force? >Reach out little one, maybe you'll feel it. See ya on Elm Street. >(snap,snap) Be lookin' for ya. >Love from your friend, If you are truely my friend, you will take my suggestion to FOAD in the spirit it is given. >WonderClam And rent a clue, jerkoff. +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"