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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: The neglected: what a
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bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)

>I've been busting my ass for almost eight months and I
>couldn't get declared if I walked up and slapped old Koos in the
>chops. Color me pissed off!

    Now, Tarla.  Don't get upset.  You know what that does to
    your freckles.

    Getting up the SP Chart isn't the only way one receives
    recognition here.  You have had a number of honors bestowed
    upon you:

         * First to have your anonymity stripped by the scienos.
         * First besides me (and Sirilyan, the owner) to drive
           the Crosstown Bus to Toad'l Freedom.
         * First to reveal her nekkid (and very cute, I might
           add) boobies to the lucky readers of ars.

    You are a virtual legend.  Do not seek *more* fame, or you
    may lose your equilibrium from the sheer weight of your own
    well deserved importance.  (ie. take a chill pill)

    The Steering Committee has a vacancy coming up.  You've had
    "hands on the wheel" experience driving.  We didn't really
    *go* anywhere with you as driver, but at least we didn't
    run into anything.  The counts for something.  I'm good
    friends with an influential Committee member.  I'll put in a
    good word.

    But don't say a word about it to anyone or *they'll* get
    jealous.  You know how the rest of the regular troops are.

    And, whatever you do, don't repost this to ars.

    Dennis