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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: ARS BIGOTS: THE WIND
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Date: Wed, 09 Aug 95 08:42:05 -0700
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troutman@teleport.com (Troutman, Defender of Sticks)

>Hi, everybody!

    Hi, Tee.

>I don't mean to get too far off-topic here, but isn't this the
>title of a book that was made into a movie back in the '50s?
>"ARS Bigots: The Wind?"  You know, about a little girl named Scout
>and her dad was like a lawyer or something and he defended people
>who were innocent but really unpopular for reasons that are no longer
>politically correct and she took a lot of heat for it but ended up
>growing up a little wiser and he shot a rabid dog?

    No, that was Tequila Roadrunner.

>Actually, no, I think that one was "Citizen Kane."  Sorry for the
>disturbance.

    Better get that clutch adjusted.  It's starting to slip.

>Oh, hey, Dennis?  I saw your pictures from that BBC site.  I was
>kind of surprised, because you were kind of fuzzy and *really*
>small.  Like, only an inch or two high.

    We are all tiny, insignifigant, fuzzy creatures when
    compared to the sharply focused media giants.

>Not that I'm being
>critical or snide or anything, because I have, you know, that
>hump, so I know what it's like.

    I was wondering about that, but I didn't want to bring it up.
    How do you get your tee shirt on over that (and the gills)?

>But I was mostly just wondering
>if while *we* perceive *you* as being fuzzy, do *you* see *us*
>the same way?

    When I peer out from the BBC website at all the cyberfolks
    studying my fuzzy image, I see a faceless crowd sniffing my 
    private excremeditation chamber whispering to each other,
    "Hey!  His don't smell any different than mine."

>Now, KOBRIN, on the other hand.  God, what a fox!  I gotta meet
>her; I know we'd have some hot energy, if y'all know what I mean.
>She's just my type!  I *love* them bottom feeder babes!

    She certainly is way down there.

>Okay, okay, I'm going.  Don't get so testy...

    Move along.

>Troutman, Defender of Sticks
>troutman@teleport.com

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