Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: [B27] New Online Cele
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milne@crl.com (Andrew Milne)

>Beebo Brinker (an221181@anon.penet.fi) wrote:
>
>
>: The following news clipping was sent to me
>: by an anonymous individual. I understand that
>: some of the previous posts from this individual
>: have been questioned as to their truthfulness.
>: I make no claims as to the validity of the following
>: information, but I did find it interesting.

[successful troll snipt]
                        
OSA Propaganda Minister, Milne:
>     This is another pathetic attempt to dupe unwitting visitors to this
>newsgroup (if there are any such).  Whoever concocted this can't even
>spell the name of Heber Jentzsch correctly.
>
>     There is no "Scientology News Service." And this posting is, of
>course, a forgery.
                               
    YHBT.

>     It tells us that the dwindling herd of whacked-out nags attacking
>Scientology on this newsgroup are now lying belly-up with their hoofs in
>the air.
         
    <chuckle>

>     They are desperate because nobody is listening to them.  So
>they have to start inventing "news" to get anyone to pay attention.
>
>     Except that no one will.  Making up stories about celebrities to
>boost ratings is a typical tabloid tactic.  Well, nobody believes the
>tabloids these days because they told too many lies too often.
             
    Glad you brought this up!  Your newest recruit (reputed to be
    in the middle of the HQS Course and Objective Processing) the
    King of Poop, lied to Diane Sawyer on primetime TV about no 
    evidence of the child abuse victim knowing about the mark on 
    Jackson's little pee-pee. 
    
    Dateline NBC's gonna do a piece on it tonight at 9 PM.
    
    I guess the scieno/jackson PR campaign is falling on its face
    just like the scieno attempt to "handle the internet".  The 
    king 'o poop got his own Hill 10 pile of sh*t to clean up.  

    Gonna be fun to watch the press finally make the
    scieno/jackson connection.

>     There is a lot of Scientology news.  Good news about the benefits
>individuals receive from their religion and the application of
>Scientology principles in education, drug rehabilitation and
>administration to bring about improvements in people's lives.
                                      
    Steer the wogs clear of the dirt, eh Milne?

>     You will not find this on a.r.s, however.  
 
    Why won't you official cult spokes-robots post your Good 
    News(tm) and Big Wins(tm) and make something other than a 
    pathetic attempt to steer your followers clear of ars and 
    dead-agent those who would criticize your cult's criminal 
    actions.

>     Visit a Church of
>Scientology to get correct information.  
 
    Bring a large friend and a video camera.

>Or read Leisa Goodman's home
>page (http://www.theta.com/goodman/) which contains the text of publications
>put out by the Church which describe what Scientology is.

    Your propaganda speaks for itself.
    
            +--------------------------------------+
           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"