Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: Scientology WORKS, Damnit
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dcs@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (David C Smith)

>	Many, many evenings I would sit upon the pot trying,
>	trying, trying to execavate the days waste from my
>	body, but to no avail. Nothing would come out. I wanted
>	so bad to release the remains from the days meals, but
>	nothing could bring it out. I tried various over the
>	counter treatments and home remedies, but still no
>	excrement. Then I found the writings of L. Ron Hubbard
>	and the Church of Scientology. Now, I just grab one of
>	L. Ron's books, sit down on the pot, open up the book,
>	and begin reading. Within minutes, my body passes the
>	waste out into the open sea of the toilet! Thanks to
>	L. Ron's words, I no longer sit there waiting, waiting,
>	waiting for something to happen. No matter which book
>	I am reading, the results are consistent, however I've
>	found _Dianetics_ and _Science of Survival_ particularly
>	effective!
>
>	D.S.
  
    All of you can laugh at this if you want, but I've really 
    seen this work in a number of cases.
    
    True story.
    
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           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"