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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: SCAMIZDAT IS US!
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Aaron Marquez <marquez@emrl.com>

mallen@unseen2.acns.nwu.edu (Mark A
>    WE ALL KNOW GRADY IS BEHIND
>    SCAMIZDAT!  Hurry up and speed its demise.  It's the only way to stop
>    SCAMIZDAT from spreading the cheeks of the Poodle.

raoul@carbonara.mit.edu (Nico Garcia) writes:
> No, I am SCAMIZDAT. And I'm ready for the raid, too, with my cats ready to
> videotape them removing every file from my computer with the word "clear"
> or "rogue agent" in it.
>
> Would everyone who is SCAMIZDAT please stand up for us? Thank you.

Aaron:
> I don't know who the hell you are, Garcia, but *I* am SCAMIZDAT....   :)
>
>  I've been planning SCAMIZDAT since Ron went and stole my ideas,
>incorporated them into one of his cheesy Sci-Fi books, then had the GALL
>to go and call it a religion...And now I get my vengeance...So I don't
>know who the rest of you nuts are, but I'm SCAMIZDAT...And I'm armed and
>ready. Raid me, $camitology. But you damned well better have marshals
>that do something other than sit around with thumbs up their asses whilst
>you cultist assholes seize private citizen's materials. Because if one
>single cultist walks through that door before I am served by a marshal,
>then they're going right back out the door with a hole in their torso.
>
>                                        -- Aaron Marquez
>                                           Anti-Cult fanatic
>                                           Armed Citizen
>                                           Maker of SCAMIZDAT
>                                           UNITED STATES CITIZEN

    You guys are being pretty d*aned silly!
    
    You shouldn't yank the scienos' chains like this.  They're 
    liable to have a CAR Break.  Or is that RCA?  
    
    The Mystic Saykrid Skriptures <spit> are just too high level 
    for your average wog, or espee like me to grasp.
    
    <snarf>
     
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           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"