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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: I HAVE JUST ABOUT HAD ENO
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                  * this guy's goin' places! *

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c-note@darkside.moon.con (C. Millair)

>Okay, I have just about had it with the criticism.  Oh, sorry.
>Hi everybody!  C-Note Millair here!  I am *not* Chris Miller.  NOT!
>I am (not) Chris Miller!  There...
>
>Okay, I have just about had it with the criticism.  Every time I
>slander and abuse somebody here, you all have to jump up and call
>me on it.  I complained about it to my dear friend and animal
>trainer Bob "Ten-Spot" Wallet, who wishes he were a true Freedom
>Fighter for Freedom.  He told me that my right to libel people is
>protected by the Constitution, as soon as it gets changed, so
>I should be defending myself here.  Oh, wait!  I'm a Scientologist!
>Attack!  Never defend, always attack!  I should be attacking myself
>here.
>
>But...but that doesn't sound right.  Hmmm...I'll have to go ask Bob
>about that later.  Anyway, I have a new addition to my deadbeat dad
>list.  This just burns me up.  If I were really a parent, and not
>just playing one on The Internet, I would be really angry that 
>other parents everywhere weren't sending me money.  Come to think
>of it, I *am* angry that there are people who aren't sending me
>money.  Oh!  Anyway, here's my latest "outing".  I just discovered
>this person was a deadbeat dad.  I'm going to give you his full,
>real name, BUT NOT HIS ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER!  That wouldn't be
>ethical!  Okay, ready?  Here goes:
>
>   Elvis Presley
>
>Think about it.  He's dead.  He had a beat.  He was a dad.  He
>was rich.  Therefore, he is a target.
>
>Oh, get a life!  Don't be stupid!  It's not like I gave you his
>*address*!  And it's not like I've ever done this before!  At
>least, not using this user account.  When I was playing "Veerah",
>I liked to do this a lot, but my owners have told me to change
>my approach while being "C-Note".
>
>So anyway, I'm still really mad at all of you.  Scientology 
>continues to expand!  We have won *every* court case!  We are
>only here to help!  If you were as enlightened as we are, you
>would understand that it is THE TRUE PURPOSE of every free
>and fully-powered Thetan to sit in Grimy Storefront Temples
>and collect money from hapless humans.  You might think that
>they would be off exploring the universe, but you would be stupid
>to think that.  Sitting in dingy buildings is what the universe
>is all about.  Losing control of everything around you is actually
>how you *get* control of everything around you.
>
>Get a clue.  I'm a laugh a minute, and I deserve better.
>
>-- 
>
>This humorous little inter...oh, by the way, for those of you 
>that care, the address to search for is "c-note@darkside.moon.con".
>I am now writing all of these down so that I will keep everything
>straight for your searchers.  You're welcome.
>
>This humorous little interlude...oh, sorry, but I just can't
>bring myself to archive this nonsense.  Three of the eight people
>who read and enjoy these posts have asked for a Web page and earlier
>posts, but I'm afraid it's all in vapor, now.  If somebody wants to
>keep it on their own, that's ok by me.  Not that I'd have any say
>in it anyway...
>
>This humorous little interlude brought to you by,
>
>Troutman, Defender of Sticks
>troutman@teleport.com
>
>The above post is satire and vaguely humorous, and is intended
>solely for the enjoyment of those who actually read all the posts
>in this group to find it.  
 
    Yo!

>It in no way was intended to represent
>the actions, speech or opinions of any real person, animal, or
>Encheferated Thetan.  
 
    Although many of its individual components could, in the
    widest sense, be judged to be humor.

>If you're OT, and you think this was about
>you, then wither my weenie with one of your attention beams.
                                 
    Trout,
    
    They don't know how to use their Oat Tea SuperPowers[tm] in 
    the "theta" <spit> universe of the Internet.  Their rules 
    only work on MEST and MEST entities.  
    
    Ha!

>"Uhhh, nope!  Mine's still there, too.  Missed us both by a mile..."
>                                - Richard D. Piskevinaugh
                                   
    Did you ever think of having him surgically removed?  Either 
    of you?
    
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           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"