Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: WHINING REQUIRED FOR TWEE
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Date: Thu, 31 Aug 95 08:55:47 -0700
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                   * ars post of the year? *

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ickpray@kaiwhine.con (Robert "Prick" Davis)

>Hi, everybody!  Robert Davis here!  You can all call me "Prick" if
>you want; it's what everybody calls me.  Not sure why, though.  I
>am *not* Rick Davis!  NOT!  I am (not) Rick Davis!  Okay.
>
>I have been ordered by my owners in the OSA to post a crabby little
>message.  I'm not sure why.  I asked my trainer at the OSA, and he
>said, "Because you're a 'Prick'."  Well, *duh*.  Like that was
>supposed to explain anything...  Anyway, here it is:
>
>You are grasping something that makes you fail reality.  You are
>actively involved with a criminal; it may possibly be the thing you
>are grasping, but I'm not sure.  You are supporting an illegally-
>copyrighted poster which is involved with something that does not
>belong to it.  I mean, them.  You dig a hole in your mouth with
>each word, and it's deeper here than you realize.
>
>Do you think?  What if William Shakespeare and MacBeth were on the
>Internet?  Would they have a right to cancel each other?  Do you get
>the message?  Your rotton bunch of apples has parasites.
>
>Ponder on, dude, and after awhile, suggest I do that.  Maybe after a few
>more
>raids are arrested, you will go home, eh?
>
>Why don't you try creating something mean of your own, if you have the
>time?
>
>Prick
>
>--
>
>Make notes, folks:  ickpray@kaiwhine.con.  Got it written down!
>
>This fun, little interlude has been brought to you by,
>
>Troutman, Defender of Sticks
>troutman@teleport.com
>
>The above message is satire, and is intended only to amuse people
>who are out and about in this wonderful electronic world.  It was
>in no way intended to represent the actual speech, opinions, or
>actions of any real person, no matter how much of a putz they
>might be.
>
>"Enthetaaaa.  I just met a girl named Enthetaaaa.  She's got a
>crabby 'tuuude...she's never in the mooooood for meeeeee..."
>                                - Richard D. Piskevinaugh
                                   
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           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"