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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: SCAMIZDAT IS US!
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gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au (David Gerard)

>Um, I have to confess. I was SCAMIZDAT. It was me all along.
>But I was only following orders from Dennis Erlich.

    Just a d*rn minute there, mister Reverend Doctor 
    Whoeveryouare.  I told you NEVER to tell people that part.  
    If you can't follow orders better than that, I'm gonna have 
    to replace you with another volunteer conspirator.
    
    And you'll have to be retreaded at ars Central.  2 weeks of 
    scanning in documents 18 hours a day will have you 
    rehabilitated back to usefulness.  You want that?
    
    Then follow orders exactly.

>Reverend Doctor David Gerard, KoX, SP4.02
>Prestige Elite(tm) Research Church of the SubGenius
 
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           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"