Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: SCAMIZDAT IS US! Message-ID: <9509012248.0W17304@support.com> References: <428apl$n6s@lynx.dac.neu.edu> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35 Distribution: world Date: Fri, 01 Sep 95 22:48:07 -0700 Lines: 69 tommyc@cinenet.net (tom collins) >gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au (David Gerard) >>Um, I have to confess. I was SCAMIZDAT. It was me all along. >>But I was only following orders from Dennis Erlich. Me: > Just a d*rn minute there, mister Reverend Doctor > Whoeveryouare. I told you NEVER to tell people that part. > If you can't follow orders better than that, I'm gonna have > to replace you with another volunteer conspirator. Tommy: >Me! Me! I volunteer. Calm down, son. There's a job for each of you. Not that you've been through the fire with Kaiwan, you qualify as having been "in action". >That way, no one will think I'm just starting to >wear the tinfoil Scamizdat hat and think someone else posted all the >others. And I'll never let on that you made me do it. And it will be >true, too. Boy, we can both get a f/n (AN f/n ?) on that one, right boss? D*mn. Your babbling. It's *an* F/N. And I'n not gonna F/N on it til I understand what you're going on about. >Or to rewrite a brilliant couplet by Jory Sherman... > > I too am Scamizdat, > and wear a foil hat. Now that's simple and beautiful. >Gee, it's a good thing #11 didn't scatter all those HCOBs and other good >stuph will I was suspended for fighting censorship or my deniability >would have been even more complete. You're drunk! And a funny one at that. >...Btw, since I haven't restarted my killfile at the new address here, >I notice I'm STILL not seeing any posts by Woody. Can't blame me this >time. Do you suppose the woodster is too faint from hunger and running in >circles to post anymore? That would be too bad. He ran out of words. Persecutors, bigots, contmeleous all got worn out. He's recharging his battery by running around a cactus in the desert. > This is a man/group with >a remarkable talent-- its every word was an insult to the sacred memory >of El Ron and a continuing illustration of why that opening Comm Course >greases the skids right under you for a quick slide down that slippery >slope to Woodyhood. Kid's, don't try sentences like this at home. >As an effective argument against cult hood to deter >even the most gullible wog, Woody was an inspiration-- and I'm sure the >committee agrees with me on this one-- to us all. Absolutely. Now get some sleep. +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"