Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: SCAMIZDAT IS US!
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Date: Mon, 04 Sep 95 08:06:32 -0700
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tommyc@cinenet.net (tom collins)

>Of course I will never reveal that you made me do it. In fact,
>when I deny ever following orders from you, it will even be true. And
>when they audit either of us, we can both pass their little lie detector
>with flying colors. 
 
    Next time they audit me it will be because Sunny Bone-oh has 
    been elected president and I have developed an RCA Break 
    somewhere in my Redactive Mind.

>So they'll never be able to prove anything any
>different I can say, "Dennis? Erlich? You want to know whether St.
>Dennis made me publish all these sekrit documents? Of course he didn't."
>BWAHAHAHAHA and I can get away with it! I'll get AN (thank you) f/n.
>They'll never be able to prove a thing about the conspiracy that way.
>Right, boss?

    Okay, okay.  You've had a rough week, Tommy.

>(Probably it wasn't funny the first time, but elaborated here, it's
>probably even less funny now. However, I did find myself using "decade"
>to mean a group of ten and not just a group of ten years. That's kind of
>fun. I don't think I've ever done that before. Maybe this tinfoil hat IS
>making some kind of a difference.)
 
    The ordeal of having your net.access zapped has effected your
    normally placid demeanor.  I'm sure you will never be the 
    same again.
    
            +--------------------------------------+
           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"