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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: RE: What does it take?
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an370671@anon.penet.fi (The Bottom Line)

>What exactly does a guy have to do to get some pretty Scientology covert
>operative in a tight dress to ply him with alcohol and feminine charms
>in order to seduce him into revealing secrets and implicate him in lurid
>sex and blood crimes?
>
>I mean, there are guys out there who would pay good money for this kind of
>thing, and here Scientology is giving it away for free.
>
>It would be a great help if whoever is responsible for authorizing these
>operations could provide us with some basic guidelines as to what it takes
>to make the cut.
>
>        --The Bottom Line
                                                 
    BL,

    I feel somewhat qualified to answer this one.
    
    Considering what it costs to rent or lease a fine young thing
    like you describe, it would require that the investment be 
    worth the cost and risk.  Inotherwords, the target would have
    to be a potentially costly foe.

    Unless you have, are trying to get, or likely will try to get
    a judgement against the cult, you're not worth the
    investment.

    By the way, I saw one of these "romeo agents" at the CAN
    convention in LA several years ago.  She was 18-19, tall and
    shapely, wearing a skin-tight, black, mid-thigh mini, green
    eyes and auburn hair.  Total knockout!  But kinda sleazy at 
    the same time.  Ya know?  Just a kid who might have grown up 
    in the C-org.  If you were in, you knew a few of her type.

    I made it a point to keep track of the scienos actions in
    trying to disrupt the convention.  Out in the lobby corridor,
    where the OSA operation was forced to stay, there was much
    scurrying and telephoning for instructions.  (Everyone who's
    picketted has surely seen the phenomenon.  There is a
    particular "buzz" to it.  Like when you stir an ant colony.)

    Anyway, in the middle of all the OSA taunting of the nice CAN
    ladies manning the entrance of the convention, up saunters
    this dishy young thing, made up to look like a child's skewed
    image of a Female Power Exec.  Gesticulating and consciously
    moving her body in unison with her somewhat brash, commanding
    voice, she keept glancing over and smiling at your humble
    narrator, who was stoically leaning up against a wall with 
    legs and arms crossed, watching the action.

    Let me tell you folks, that girl was, if rented by the hour,
    in the $2000-3000/day range.  OSA would probably use a C-org 
    brat to set you up.  If they might someday have to deny any 
    knowledge of the girl's scam, and you were worth the risk, 
    they might invest in an outside pro to play the part.
    
    Apologies to Tom for pointing out the poor quality operative 
    they sent against him in the person of Miss Linda "Blood 
    Attack" Wollard.  Although she probably got a grand for the 
    evening's festivities.

    I will not go into other approaches of this type the cult may 
    have attempted (successfully or unsuccessfully) to make into
    my life.  Suffice it to say that I got the better end of the
    deal each time. :)

    But you have to ask yourself, "Am I worth it to them?"

                      Well are you, punk?                
                      
    hahaha!

    GOOD MORNING INTERNET!

            +--------------------------------------+
           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
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