Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: I'M GETTING READY TO Message-ID: <9509160727.0AHE800@support.com> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35 Distribution: world Date: Sat, 16 Sep 95 07:27:44 -0700 Lines: 88 troutman@teleport.com (Troutman, Defender of Sticks) Me: > The Committee fortuitously took action to feed this fishy > character some very pungent, false data. It seems that data > has made its way into the hands of OSA and been regurgitated > back into the newsgroup through Chris Miller and Bob > Wallart. So the Committee definately has exposed a vicious > double agent. The Guild One: >Right you are, Dennis! Don't try to be nice, now that you've attempted to fool everyone. You certainly didn't fool me. You just wanted us to *think* you were trolling, when in fact you were telling us the truth about yourself because you knew the Central Committee was going to "out" you. >After spilling what I knew to the Scientologists, >they informed me of just this circumstance. What they *think* they know about it. >So, I've decided to return >to A.R.S. and my post as Head of Internal Affairs here at the Central >Committee, so that I can resume my status as a mole and wait for >better information! I assume that's ok with everybody? Great. You're not fooling anyone. "Head" is not what the post is called. You have only managed to infiltrate the outer layer of a labyrinth of false authorities the Committee set up to throw fish like you back into Confusion (the condition) where you belong. Now get back in line and wait til the Committee gets an assignment for you where you can both make amends for the damage you've done *and* prove your newly regained loyalty. (you have regained it, haven't you?) > Come on Troutman. Fess up. You are not who you seem to be, > and now the whole world knows it. Who are you, really? > Hever Jentsche? > >Nope! I'm Helena Kobrin! Surprise! See, this is where you slipped up! Deduction tells us that no one inside OSA would *ever* claim to be that steaming pile of poodle-poop. She's just toooo d*mn YUUG-LEE. >Troutman, Defender of Sticks >troutman@teleport.com > >"He's just digging that hole even deeper..." > - Richard D. Piskevinaugh Pisky, Just a couple'a tips. You seem to be a decent stand-up kinda guy. 1) Dump fish-thing and get your own account. He's just gonna drag you into some kinda trouble with the ars Authorities, too. 2) Cease and desist from ever again failing to define, to a point of clarity, a pronoun. (as in your quote, above) It's just not tolerated by ars Protocols. And please don't make me talk to you like this ever again. +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby" ps. Someone asked me in e-mail if I would please allow Andrew Greenberg to keep on posting to ars. I answered that he (the person requesting the "reprieve") was confused. It is not me who makes such important adjudications on the overall management of the newsgroup. Personnel decisions of this type are made by the the Posting Oversight Panel. So ask them. - DE