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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: YIKES!  READ THIS IF
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rogue@ccs.neu.edu (R Agent)

Troutman, Defender of Sticks <troutman@teleport.com> wrote:
>Clearly, this doesn't need to be said to folks who have been watching
>me flail away here for the last few months, on IRC and Usenet
>and e-mail.  But I do realize that I may have unwittingly hooked
>some newcomers with this last "I am getting ready to tell everything"
>post, so I would like to clear this up.
>
>I am *not* a Scientologist!  Let me prove this:  I love Xenu; L. Ron
>Hubbard was a fat, flatulent scam artist; and I wouldn't get anywhere
>near Vera's panties.  I write parodies of Scientologists because they
>are the only effective tool I have available for criticizing the
>Church of Scientology.  I am harshly critical of any organization that
>harms people in its self-perpetuation.  *I* coined the phrase,
>"Grimy Storefront Temples."  Believe me now?
>
>And never fear; I will *never* give out names, pseudonyms, or other
>personal information to *anyone*, nor do I keep that kind of info
>anywhere but in my head.
>
>Sorry to have hooked the newcomers; I'm glad you're here!

Rogue:
>I just want to add my endorsement to this, for what it's worth.
>Troutman's "defection" was a joke, aimed at the Scientologists' paranoid
>worldview that we are all involved in a conspiracy ruled by secret
>masters.  Which is patently absurd, as everybody but them knows.
>
>        RA
>
>rogue@ccs.neu.edu (Rogue Agent/ARS Project Entheta IC/enemy Internet)

    Ah ha!  We're flushing out all the undercover operatives,
    now!  Rogue has had to blow cover to vouch for the traitor
    Fishperson.

    I knew you were a double-Agent all along, Rogue.  Now you've
    tripped up and admitted it.

    We're finally getting to the root of the infiltration the OSA
    scum have attempted, of the Central Committee.  S'not gonna
    work.

            +--------------------------------------+
           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
      dennis.l.erlich@support.com  +  inForm@primenet.com
                           "tar baby"