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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: WHAT DOES IT TAKE?
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rogue@ccs.neu.edu (R Agent)

an370671@anon.penet.fi (The Bottom Line)
>>What exactly does a guy have to do to get some pretty Scientology covert
>>operative in a tight dress to ply him with alcohol and feminine charms
>>in order to seduce him into revealing secrets and implicate him in lurid
>>sex and blood crimes?

Rogue:
>All I ever did is figure out how they think and talk and use it against
>them to expose how hypocritical they are and how immoral and unethical
>their organization is.  And not give them anything they can use against
>me in the process, by staying effectively anonymous.
      
    The mere fact that that you use their own "tek" against them 
    better than they use it against you, and do remain anonymous,
    makes you a mystery conspirator.  They want to know your 
    connections and whose agent you are, Rogue.

>>I mean, there are guys out there who would pay good money for this kind of
>>thing, and here Scientology is giving it away for free.
>
>I didn't actually meet Elana, so I can't confirm that she was young and
>pretty, or even female.  I have no idea if they just hoped I'd describe
>myself so some ugly PI with a beard could get snapshots of me at the
>picket, or if they really did have someone matching that description
>waiting in the wings.
>
>I'm told that someone closely matching Elana's self-description showed up
>at the picket, but was fairly openly a Scientologist (someone who was
>there, please correct me if I'm wrong).
>
>Elana?  Were you there?  Was that you in the green dress?
>
>>It would be a great help if whoever is responsible for authorizing these
>>operations could provide us with some basic guidelines as to what it takes
>>to make the cut.
>
>I was only on the receiving end, so my answer is really just a guess.
>Take it for what it's worth.
>
>    I feel somewhat qualified to answer this one.
>
>    Considering what it costs to rent or lease a fine young thing
>    like you describe, it would require that the investment be
>    worth the cost and risk.  Inotherwords, the target would have
>    to be a potentially costly foe.
>
>Yow!
>
>    Unless you have, are trying to get, or likely will try to get
>    a judgement against the cult, you're not worth the
>    investment.
>
>I guess I'm the exception that proves the rule?

    Sorry.  Yes, you are.  They need to know your identity to
    know who's sponsoring your opposition.  You're too effective
    of a critic and too big a mystery-man for them to resist.

    They don't like it that OatTea-ness can be a wog-learned 
    skill.

>Assuming that really was
>Elana at the picket.  They could've just been the cheapskates they always
>are, and not have bothered actually having someone go out there for me.
>So maybe I wasn't worth it after all.  I guess we'll never know.
>
>    By the way, I saw one of these "romeo agents" at the CAN
>    convention in LA several years ago.  She was 18-19, tall and
>    shapely, wearing a skin-tight, black, mid-thigh mini, green
>    eyes and auburn hair.  Total knockout!  But kinda sleazy at
>    the same time.  Ya know?  Just a kid who might have grown up
>    in the C-org.  If you were in, you knew a few of her type.
>
>I'm hoping someone that was there got a picture of the woman we suspect
>may be Elana, so we can put it on a web page or something.
>
>    Let me tell you folks, that girl was, if rented by the hour,
>    in the $2000-3000/day range.  OSA would probably use a C-org
>    brat to set you up.  If they might someday have to deny any
>    knowledge of the girl's scam, and you were worth the risk,
>    they might invest in an outside pro to play the part.
>
>Damn, now I wanna know: was I only worth sending a lame email to, in the
>hope I'd be a sucker and fall for it right off the bat; or am I a really
>hot property worth blowing a bunch of money on like the girl Dennis
>describes?
           
    If you'd have fallen for the rendezvous, you would have met 
    her.  Only then could you see what you were worth to them by 
    calculating the $/fleshour of the agent they sent.

>I guess Elana's the only one who knows for sure.  Elana?  Were you really
>ready to meet me for drinks that evening?  Can I still take you up on it?
>
>        RA
         
    Leave you shoes on at all times, Rogue.  You may have to make
    a run for it.
    
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