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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: RUSSELL SHAW, REAL ES
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rogue@ccs.neu.edu (R Agent) answers Wonderuss:

>Uh huh.  Scientologists are known for their humor, are they?  Except when
>it comes to Scientology, that is.

    Yup.  Then it's Joking and Degrading[tm].  A sign of sever
    abberration, withholds and out ethics.  Put those type
    through the RPF and conditions.  Word clear them on every
    thing in sight.  They'll stop making jokes about the cult.

>Remember, humor comes from outpoints in
>a subject; since there are no outpoints in Scientology, there can be no
>humor at the expense of Scientology.  Care to try again?

    Woge, you wascal!  
    
    You've been reading the Data Series, haven't you?  It's all 
    about outpoints and how to evaluate data <ala Peckerwood>.  
    If you'd like to do a thread on it, the Data Series is in 
    the Management Series green vol.  I'd be happy to explain it 
    to you.

    It positively teaches you a new way to think.  You can be
    just like noodle if you try.

    I had to do the course <DATA SERIES EVALUATOR'S COURSE> in
    order to complete the Cramming Officer Full Hat.

    [Wonderuss' self promotion deleted]

>In my experience Scientologists are into a lot of weird things.  Right now
>I'm looking at a photo of the Dead Guy himself trying to audit a tomato.
>Someone made a rather bizarre claim and I wanted to find out the truth -
>so I asked.
>
>Neither I nor any other critic keeps asking questions that have been
>sufficiently answered.  If you and your fellow Scientologists would
>buckle down and do some answering, maybe you wouldn't be in this Hill 10
>right now.

    It is the first policy in dealing with public:  ANSWER
    PEOPLE'S QUESTIONS EXACTLY.  They need cramming very badly on
    it.

>Don't you wish you'd given us that OT demo when you had the chance?  Think
>of all the suppressives that are causing so much entheta that could have
>been handled terminatedly.  Too late now, though.

    He's still in the process of proving what a Wonder-Thayton he
    is.  Made his state pay for equal time as a joke.  Hahaha.

    I'm impressed.

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