Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: RE: Digging for clams Message-ID: <9510132210.0V5B003@support.com> References: <45lps7$d1h@infinity.c2.org> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35 Distribution: world Date: Fri, 13 Oct 95 22:10:17 -0700 Lines: 135 * could be used as a FAQ * +---------------------------------+ syrinx@c2.org (Syrinx Anonymous Remailer) >If you want to know whether or not there are clams about at work, just >pin up a copy of OTIII on the lunch room bulletin board and see how >long it stays there. > >Just pin up a note saying it is the plot to the next "Star Trek" movie >or something, "fresh off the Net!". > >If possible, watch who takes it down. > >Since not all clams would recognize OTIII since they aren't allowed to >see it, perhaps one should also post an article that is negative about >Scientology and see how long it stays up. > >Unless you are in the L.A. area or Clearwater Florida, it is doubtful >you will run into many Scientologists. But especially in L.A. they are >QUITE numerous. Twice, while in restaurants, the waitress said, "Don't >I know you from XX Org?". > >Hollywood is infested. That is where the Cedars Complex is. That is >where sign carrying picketing would have a devastating impact. > >Hehehehehehe. > >There are other things to look for, but remember, just because a >person does some of the following, doesn't mean they are a >Scientologist. And not all of these are true for every Scientologist, >but I have seen these things, as common traits, often enough to >comment on them. > >0) First and foremost, the stare! It's supposed to look natural but >sometimes they try too hard. They will look straight at you and >"confront" you. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but it is >noticeable. They put a little too much emphasis on it. If the person >has OVERLY good eye contact or social confront, they are VERY likely a >Scientologist. They are also very attentive to "acknowledge" you with >"OK", "Fine", "allright" and "good". If they are new clams this can be >robotic, and thus very noticeable. The big problem with "confronting" >everyone, is, you end up ABSORBING other people's BTs since BTs travel >from person to person upon communication and affinity >lines. Hehehehe. Had to throw in a little clamspeak(tm) there. > >1) Garlic. L. Ron Hubbard claimed that garlic had all sorts of >miraculous powers so some clams quite often take garlic pills. You can >smell them when they do that. > >2) Usage of these words and phrases in abnormally high frequency >(usage of the capitalized words means a 99% chance you have a clam in >front of you): "stats", "COMM", "track", "retread", "downstat", >"subproducts", "product", "OUTPOINT", "course (for class)", "my, your >or their UNIVERSE", "AFFINITY", "reality", "EXTERIOR (regarding a >personal viewpoint, not their paintjob)", "CONSIDERATION", "BE THERE", >"CONFRONT", "SIGNIFICANCE", "POSTULATE", "space, as in my space", >"awareness", "made up words ending in -NESS", "low tone", "ANCHOR >POINT", "MENTAL IMAGE PICTURE", "SUPPRESSIVE", "PSYCH", "PUSH MY >BUTTONS". > >3) Often, but not always, clams are paranoid and are quick to identify >anyone who disagrees with them as an "SP". Of course they won't tell >you that but might use the word "suppress" or "suppressive". Be >careful though, you might accidently "push one of their buttons" one >day, and YOU'LL be the SUPPRESSIVE! > >4) Niacin. Clams take Niacin after they get acquainted with it on the >Purification Rundown. It causes a red flush in the face that looks >exactly like a sunburn but only lasts for a half hour or so. My >experience has shown that Niacin takers are ALWAYS clams. Your mileage >may vary of course. They are also vitamin fanatics in general. > >5) Strong anti-drug attitude which even includes aspirin, tylenol and >advil. Clams would rather be in agony than take a drug. Except for >tobacco of course which they consume in prodigous quantities. "Cancer >is caused by radiation, not tobacoo, you know". > >6) Participation in all sorts of "multi-level" marketing schemes and >even sometimes illegal pyramid games. You see, clams don't think it is >unreasonable for their "church" to charge $300,000 to brainwash >them. They are HEAVILY money oriented just to be able to pay for the >$300/hour auditing. In general they seek out, generally risky, high >profit activities. They only want the money to do the courses and >auditing. Building a career is quite secondary to them. One of them >once said, of NOTS, "I would mortgage my mother for this >rundown". Actually, the person who said that was the first NOTs >completion or SOLO NOTS, I forget which. He is now currently active on >ARS as an ex-scientologist so I won't expose him! > >7) Alternative medicine. Clams will avoid the doctor like >anything. Sending them to a normal doc is almost like sending them to >a "psych". It's akin to a death sentence. If a clam had some minor >medical problem like a wart, he would go to a nutritionist, an herbal >healer, a chiropractor, a homeopathic healer, an auditor, etc etc >before finally giving up and seeing a doctor for a 30 minute wart >removal. > >8) Strange formulas for their babies and toddlers. Hubbard has this >recipe where you boil barley and feed it to the kid. He claims it was >what the Roman soldiers ate. They also feed their babies goats milk, >another Hubbard "discovery". The children I've seen on this formula, >have continous gastric distress and make quite a stink! > >9) Graphs and charts of production on the wall. Oh god! This is almost >a sure sign of a clam. This is one reason Scientology is such a den of >predators. Everyone is judged on their individual statistic so they >stab each other in the back if it'll get their own "stat" up. > >10) Extreme distrust of ANYTHING that L. Ron Hubbard didn't explicitly >mention in a positive context. Police, government, earth technology, >psychs, wogs, television, radio, rock and roll, pop culture, civil >servants, airplanes, computers, other religions, medicine, dentistry, >unions, communists, the military, good lord the list is almost >endless. But the worse if psychiatry. If you mention that, they will >just go blank, their pupils will widen and you will feel hostility >coming from them. Anything that L. Ron Hubbard didn't explicitly tell >them it was OK to do, is seen as squirrelling. > >11) Lack of logic. Superstitious. Belief in every kind of conspiracy >of all sorts. Belief in ESP and flying saucers. Belief in ghosts and >spirits. Belief in reincarnation, or past and future lives. Complete >refusal to dicuss Scientology the instant you question the validity of >any part of it no matter how small. > >There you have it. If you can't spot a clam now, I can't help you. This pretty much covers it. But don't forget the arrogance. +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * * dennis.l.erlich@support.com + inForm@primenet.com "tar baby"