Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: MISS BUDWEISER OF SCIENTO
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Date: Wed, 25 Oct 95 21:21:41 -0700
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sl@newton.texel.com (Georle)

>While channel-surfing Monday night, giving my eyes a rest from
>reading a.r.s., I came across the boxing show Fight Night at
>the Forum, from Inglewood, California.  It was between bouts,
>just before the main event, and the crowd was being entertained
>by a preliminary round in the Miss Budweiser Ring Card Girl
>(or some such) competition.

   Yea, I always stop there for the competion when I notice it 
   while flipping stations, too.

>(For those of you who are not familiar with this kind of scene,
>trust me when I say it is not a Barbara Bush/Indira Ghandi/Linda
>Wollard look-alike contest.)
>
>Six women were in the ring, wearing tiny^h^h^h^h carefully
>tailored bathing suits.  As each was introduced in a few
>sentences by the announcer, she would parade around the ring
>to the applause of the crowd.
>
>I was admiring the artfully rendered 3-D graphic effects
>(programmed by ars' own Rob Adams, no doubt), when the announcer
>called up # 4.  "....years old, lives in..., and is studying
>**SCIENTOLOGY**".  Now my ears perk up too!  Surprisingly, under
>detailed examination she showed no evidence of horns or cloven
>hooves, and she certainly wasn't hiding her tail under *that*
>bathing suit, if you'll pardon the expression.
>
>She finished her bounce around the ring, and the announcer
>started in on # 5.  Lo! and behold!  "... and is studying
>**SCIENTOLOGY**".  She too, flounced in a remarkably healthy,
>redblooded, uuh.. aerobic (not to say pneumatic) manner.
                                
   Yea, and she was fahyne, too.
   
   Going to Valley College, majoring in "scientology" the ring 
   announcer said.  They don't teach no scieno classes at Valley 
   College.

>There I am, thinking, "Oh my God!  We've lost!  Milne is going
>to post that '2 out of 6 California women are scientologists who
>have reached monumental stature and broad public exposure in a
>competitive society', and his stats will be so high that he'll
>stay out of RPF and we'll have to live with him for another month."
>
>Well, the show cut back to the sportscasters to talk about the
>next fight, and so, aided by a few pillows artfully rendered toward
>my head by my wife, I decided to go back to ars to give my eyes
>a rest.
>--
>Georle          "Yo, Rogue, you don't know what you missed!"
 
   I wanted to process her on her obvious wedgie problem.  "When
   did you first notice your buns were falling out of your
   bathing suit?  What happened just before that?"

   <sigh>

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           Rev. Dennis L Erlich  * * the inFormer * *
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