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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: LEAVING ARS
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ceon@u.washington.edu (Ceon Ramon)

David C Smith <dcs@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> wrote:
>Roger/Judy, if you are not aware, when a critic leaves ARS, the critic
>is subjected to "Exit Counseling" by the ARS Central Committee. This
>"Exit Counseling" includes such activities as Security Checks, Credit
>Checks, Quarters Inspections, and Body Cavity Searches. This is strictly
>enforced. Afterwards, the ARSCC throws a big "Going Away" party where
>fellow critics get together, have a barbecue, drink beer, dance,
>participate in "free love" orgies, tell stories around the campfire
>about Xenu and the Marcabian Invasion forces, and write dirty limericks
>with lots of "clam" references.

Barbara:
>Hey!  I bailed out of here once.

    Yea, but you didn't make a big stink about leaving like
    Greenberg, Kim, Tony Austin, JackFarmer, Whipsnapper,
    Wonderuss and Jet have all done.

>I got the Sec Chek and the Body Cavity
>Search, but I didn't get a party!
>
>I wuz robbed.
>
>I want my orgy <sulk>.
                      
    I'll check with HQ and get back to you in e-mail.  (heh, heh)

>--Barbara
   
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