Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: MICHAEL JACKSON A SCI Message-ID: <9512091241.0HTNE00@support.com> References: <199512091703.JAA00215@ads.com> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35 Distribution: world Date: Sat, 09 Dec 95 12:41:14 -0800 Lines: 77 peter@petermc.demon.co.uk (Peter McDermott) [I gotta git me summa dis action] av282@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Martin G. V. Hunt) wrote: >There's been speculation about Michael's possible involvement with >Scientology since his strange marriage with Priscilla Prestley, but >now we have some hard evidence: on Geraldo tonight, Margaret Jackson, >common-law wife of serveral years to Germaine Jackson and mother of >two of Germaine's children told Geraldo that "he (Michael Jackson) eats >rice and beans"!!! Peter: >Sheesh, now there's proof if ever proof were needed! > >What could be more convincing proof of Michael's alleged involvement >with L. Ron Hubbard's weird psychotherapy/sci=fi cult? > >Does this religion really let CHILD MOLESTERS, grown men who go to bed >with LITTLE BOYS and spend all their time hanging out with LITTLE >BOYS, and fondling their PRIVATE PARTS join? > >Or was it simply that the cult wanted to have the dirty secrets >of the richest man in showbiz tucked away in its pre-clear folders >so that they could ensure a continuous flow of money to the cult >from Jacko's wealth. > >"Err. Michael. We need a few million to sue Wolly again." > >"No can do, Poodleboy. I've got al my liquid assets tied up in >a new nose job and I'm visiting two special friends in Thailand >at the weekend as well." > >"No Michael. You misunderstand me. We NEED this money to continue >our good works. Our enemies are everywhere. If this Wollersheim >were ever to find out about what you told ud in your auditing >sessions, we'd all be finished. I mean, six months old, Michael..." > >"Err. How much do you need, David?" > >"Oh, ten mil. should just about cover it. Get your people to >transfer it to my numbered swiss bank account and I'll take care >of the rest. You won't regret this, Mike. We all know what it means >to sin. Even Ron couldn't keep his hands where they didn't belong. >He was alwaus running off with some young slut. And I always wondered >what made Quentin turn out like he did as well..." > >"Yeah, yeah. Just piss off, Poodleboy, and don't come to me for any >more. Go see Priscilla. That bitch stitched me up like a kipper for >you clams. 'They can help, Michael. Really!' Dumb fish. The cunt makes >me shudder at the thought of her. Fucking nympho. It was like throwing >a sausage down an alley. I don't know how grown up people do it." > >"Nor me, Mike baby, but you know how important appearances are. >Anyway, This should last me at least... oh, a month or >two... the organization, I mean. By the way, how is your progress >up the bridge coming along? Oh yeah, I forgot. You bought the whole >fucking bridge, didn't you? Oh well, I'll be off then. Be good. And >if you can't be good, don't forget to mention it to your auditor." > >(Exit Poodleboy, planning on how he will spend his latest ten mill., >while Jacko flips through a photo magazine titled "Childhood Memories." This is more than a joke, Pete. The King of Poop collapsed from doing the purif, s'my guess. The symptoms fit, and the rumor is that's where he's at on the Bridge. Somebidy orta warn'm. >peter@petermc.demon.co.uk This space for hire. +--------------------------------------+ Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * *