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dmcclain@runet.edu (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Me:
>:     For those of you who were following along and asked what
>:     happened to Our Italian Staff Member, I just received his
>:     last transmission.
>:
>:     He's declared me an Ex-thetan. <sniff>  And I thought we were
>:     friends.

The OD (otherdennis):
>Cheer up Dennis, that's why we got you an ordination from the SubGenii.

    I was kinda likin' Claudio.  He seemed like he really was
    gung-ho (a much-used scieno phrase) about helping the human
    race.

    He just was told I am the Anti-Ron.  That's all.

    I'm gonna miss him.  I'd like to help him learn idiomatic
    english.  I've been called an idiom before.  Or something.

>Now you get salvation or triple your money back.

    You always did with the subgenii.  BTW, anybody notice that
    the Waitresses Xmas song "Xmas Wrapping" is getting
    tremendous air-play 12 years later.  Someone explain what
    they were in the history of the SubGenii Movement.  It's not
    quite clear to me yet.

>Er, that's triple what you gave *us*. We don't handle Elron's finances.
>We try, but it keeps coming back all singed.

    You just have to put your "comm" <spit> on another frequency.
    It will just come back warm then.  Remember, Tubbard is in
    that "hot" place now.

    Koos-koos tries to cool Tubby off, but only succeeds in
    declaring everybody when he channels direct from the
    Communication Orifice.

    Voted "Best religion under $10"!

    The mighty Chruch of SubGenius.

    "Somewhere in Texas ... but nowhere near Waco."

    Rev. Dennis L Erlich   * * the inFormer * *
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