Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: IF I COULD TALK WITH THE Message-ID: <9601100757.0B6VH00@support.com> Organization: L.A. Valley College Public BBS (818)985-7150 X-Mailer: TBBS/PIMP v3.35 Distribution: world Date: Wed, 10 Jan 96 07:57:57 -0800 Lines: 130 janda@netcom.com (Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochran) Tarla: >>And yet I note, you do not discuss Scientology and these high ideals, >>but prefer to distract. What ARE the high truths of Scientology? YHN: >Your thetan (soul) was brought to earth 75 million years >ago by the evil Xenu in order to curb overpopulation in this >sector of the galaxy. You were implanted with 36 days of >bad movies that installed the concept of Christ so you could >be more easily controlled. Tens of thousands of other >thetans were packaged up and stuck to your thetan. These >other thetans are chattering in your ear and making your >elbow hurt; giving you illnesses and causing you to lose >your temper; making you unable to EVALUATE DATA or see the >truth of what Whipdick here is telling you. Keith: >Here's an odd thought: In old OT7, when you are told to communicate >with plants and trees, whom are you communicating with? Your imagination? (just guessing) >Obviously, the thetan in the plant, or the thetan in the tree. Oh, er ... right. A very confused and lethargic thetan. >(Ok, now we could digress into a post about how tales of dryads >and other tree-spirits are just people accidently communicating >with the ThetanInTheTree[tm], but...) I don't think the the scieno are brite enought to defend their belief's thusly. >Statement of fact: Scientology believes in "past lives". > >Statement of fact: Scientology does not believe in timewise >differention. In other words, one of my "past" lives may have >been lived at 3500ad, while my "current" life is in 1996. Huh? Never said by El Ron. Time is like a straight line from where we are, back to Incident 1. There is no concurrencey of time ever mentioned in hiS Droppings. Wait a minute! Con-currency is mentioned in the policy "MAKE MONEY, MAKE MORE MONEY, GET OTHER ROBOTS TO MAKE MONEY". >(Odd thought: The Genetic Entity is just a Body Thetan that has >been reborn before the OTIII incident. Not having any human bodies >to cling to, it would climb onto whatever was availble, like a clam >or a sloth, or even Piltdown man :]) > >Conclusion: You too can be reborn as a tree. If you mess with the Oat Teas the will turn you into one, they think, with their Soooper Powerz. >Cut to the picture of Hubbard with the clips on the tomato. Logically, >he was just auditing the ThetanInTheTomato[tm]. Precisely what he was doing. >Question for Dennis: When I eat spaghatti sauce, am I putting the >ThetansInTheTomatos[tm] back "into" my body, or does the >ThetanInTheTomato[tm] head back to the implant station when the >tomato dies like my thetan will do when I die? I can tell you were to look for the tomato thetan the next morning after the meal. But don't ask to shake my hand, Keith. >Next question for Dennis: According to Tubbard, your cooties are >composted[ah, typos :)] of the types who had done serious drugs or >were otherwise shocked into a stupor in OT3, and were "just along >for the ride", and other cooties, which were vying for your body, >but you beat them out of it (because you're "more aware"). That's right. >Did Tubbard ever claim that the reason some people have multiple >personalities or schizophrenia is because the "other cooties" temporarily >gained control? Of course. MPD, voices in the head, ambivolence, criminality, illness, and other forms of Wogism are all due to possession by Body Thetans and Clusters. >Trick question: Why are there basically an infinite number of thetans >and BT's? I never counted, but there are certainly hundreds of thousands on each person that need to be located and asked to leave with the commands "What are you? Who are you?" Me: >The highest truth for the scienos is that you are raw >meat, wogs, degraded beings, potential trouble sources and >Espees. You are dramatizing like pre-programmed robots and >that's why you must attack what they say. > >Only the Oat Teas can save you poor slobs and your pitiful >little planet from the certain destruction to which you will >all inevitably contribute. > >Any questions? Keith: >The culties believe that "it's real for you if you have experienced it". >So where do I file the conversations that I _experienced_ having with >my doctor while I had my recent 105 degree fever that my doctor never >_experienced_ having with me? Classic engram. You need to run it out and recover the truth of what happened (and of cours free the BTs that also had the mutual experience). >On the shelf right next to placing intentions into people, just before >total hallucination, correct? That's the beauty. If it's true for you ... > [ For Public Key: finger janda@netcom.com ] Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * *