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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: "IT'S HARD TO WORK IN
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rrward@netcom.com (Richard Ward)

Me:
>>>Any questions?

Richard:
>>1: If Thetans were brought to Earth 75,000,000 years ago by Xenu, why did
>>   El Ron state that Thetans had only been on Earth for 35,000 years in
>>   "A History of Man"?

janda@netcom.com (Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochran)
>>The point is moot:  Since Scientologists do not believe in timewise
>>differentiation, you could have been brought here 75,000,000 years
>>ago, been nuked, and then reincarnated 135,000,000 years ago.
        
Me:
>    Rong, Keith.  One cannot escape from the timetrack.  It is
>    exact.  You on it and you gonna stay on it til you Oat Tea.
   
Richard:
>That's what I had thought.  So, _how_ does a Scientologist[tm] explain this
>huge discrepency (sp?) in the infallable teachings of El Ron?
        
    Explain it?  Hahaha, Richard.  The are too braindead to 
    notice contradictions in the Phattman's Droppings.
    
Richard:
>>2: If Thetans were brought here to solve a population problem, why weren't
>>   they destroyed, rather than just being disembodied and confused?
        
Keith:
>>Thetans cannot be destroyed.  Why Xenu went to all the trouble of
>>bringing them to Earth, and nuking them, showing them bad movies,
>>etc etc etc as opposed to just shoving them out an airlock, capturing
>>them, and then showing them bad movies etc etc etc is something that
>>OnlyLRonHubbardKnows[tm].
      
Me:
>    Cause earth was the thetan dump.
   
Richard:
>Okay, but _why_ Earth?  What makes _this_ planet so special and/or horrid that
>a EvIlZoMbIe GaLaCtIc EmPoRoR would choose it?

    Because this is where the eViL pSYchEs are.  Really because 
    earth is way out in the boondocks (far reaches, unused 
    corner) of the galaxy.

>SP2, Cyber-Anarchist, Dishwasher for Xenu's House of Thetans.
 
    May I have my check, please?
    
    Rev. Dennis L Erlich   * * the inFormer * *
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