Path: rambo.bobo.net!xs4all!xs4all!newsgate.cistron.nl!het.net!diablo.theplanet.net!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.shore.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!news.airnews.net!cabal11.airnews.net!cabal1.airnews.net!news-f.iadfw.net!ruffer.net From: inFormer@informer.org (Rev Dennis Erlich) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Shattered minds Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1998 22:54:23 Organization: Digital Highway (using Airnews.net!) Lines: 131 Message-ID: <8483F1684E9E0066.9DF7956E26E207C9.85ED440DE73D9B2A@library-proxy.airnews.net> X-Orig-Message-ID: <1212982254235797@ruffer.net> Abuse-Reports-To: abuse at dhc.net to report improper postings NNTP-Proxy-Relay: library3 NNTP-Posting-Time: Sun Dec 13 01:19:51 1998 NNTP-Posting-Host: cSqc`+Bl.F%+TMKB (Encoded at Airnews!) Xref: rambo.bobo.net alt.religion.scientology:153617 >You can't distill >Pinkness or keep it in a bottle. i beleive now is the perfect time for reposts. it's funny, really, looking back. my, my, my. still can't type for shit. from dejanews. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: if i was a bottle refigerator Author: kevbob Email: kevbob.allSPAM@ecsis.net Date: 1997/12/01 Forums: alt.slack ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- if i was a bottle, i'd always be half full. full of what, i wouldn;t say. i'd leave that for those who know what they are talking about even if they should turn out to be completely and irrevocably incorrect like many of those who try to label my bottle turn out to be. if i was a bottle, i would be made out of varying substances depending on the specific situation my materialness was in. if i were to be dropped at a rather inopportune moment, i would turn out to be glass and quite brittle and explode into millions of smallish sharp razory glass shards and everyone around me would not be wearing shoes and that doesn;t mean my shardness would actually cut people's feet just that they would have to be unpleaseantly conscious of my shardness in order to walk around my cuttingness so as to not shred their soles in a bloody mess. if someone wanted to upend me in order to take a long cool refreshing drink, my bottle would turn out to be a nasty low grade plastic product, a situation where glass is a MUCH better material to drink out of since plastic leaves a nasty taste in your mouth, not harmful merely irritatingly plasticy whereas glass is clean and absolute and leaves the beverage untainted. if someone turned out to for whatever reason want to put the lid back on me to preserve my effervescent bubbliness, my bottle would turn out to be one of those annoying plastic not quite Tupperware copycat containers that has been put in the dishwasher even though the packaging said it was dishwasher safe and the lid won;t stay on quite right anymore and no matter how you try and try you just can;t keep the lid on because you can, like, turn the damn thing upside down (if the substance contained therein isn;t liquid becasue then that turns out to be even more messy in a different irritating manner) with the lid on the counter and fit the container's lip into the grooved on the lid and bang on the container's bottom all at once by maybe putting a wooden cutting board on top of it all and pressing down onto the cutting board to evenly disperse the downward force and the lid will finally snap on and you put the board away and gently flip the container right-side-up and easy-easy put it into the refigeraotry and right when you go to close the door you look at the container and the lid is off just a bit smirking at you and finally you just take it out and dump the contents into a yellow and blue makes green baggy and zip it up and toss it back in the meat drawer of the fridge and throw the container away finally. -- -- .allSPAM to be removed non solum anima sed etiam deo careo. -rkb -- -- kevbob, or something.