SEMINARS FOR MALES

 1 Combating Stupidity

 2 You Too Can Learn Housework

 3 PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

 4 How To Fill An Ice Tray

 5 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas; Give Us Money

 6 Understanding Female Response To Your Coming Home Drunk At 4:00 a.m.

 7 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash My Silks")

 8 Parenting - No It Doesn't End With Conception

 9 Get A Life - Learn To Cook

 A How Not To Emulate An Anus When You're Obviously Wrong

 B Selling - Even You Can Get It Right

 C Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

 D You - The Weaker Sex

 E Reasons To Give Flowers

 F How To Stay Awake During Sex

10 Why It Is Unacceptable Urinate Anywhere But In The Bathroom

11 Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

12 #101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

13 #201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take A Shower

14 I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please

15 How To Put The Toilet Lid Down

16 "The Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonymous

17 Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bovine Feces

18 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

19 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

1A Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex

1B Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

1C Mothers-In-Law - They Are People Too

1D How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

1E You Too CAN BE A Designated Driver

1F Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home

20 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked

21 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works

22 The Attainable Goal - Omitting #&!%#&! From Your Vocabulary

23 Fluffing The Blankets After A Flatus Attack Is Not Necessary