How about this quote from Father Guillame Barre?

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"I am a bit ticked off with the good Christians who go about arranging for the early demise of blackguard bastard abortionists. Although I understand the value of sending these people to God for judgment, where they will be harshly dealt with at the Pearly Gates, the nice people who bless the abortionists by sending them to the afterlife before they can accumulate more mortal sins, this can reflect badly on the church. I ask that men and women of God refrain from the impolite act of hurrying along the judgment day for these anti-life madmen. Although you will be rewarded in heaven there is some awkwardness involved here on earth."

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